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Once there was a guy who hung himself on a large clock tower. The clock tower happened to be located in a large guys ass. It was there because of the new technology that allowed such things. His dog had many tails and he could fly like "Tails" from "Sonic the Hedgehog".
The Large guy and tail dog were aliens that came from the planet Pluto. They came to Earth because we decided Pluto should not be a planet. They planed to go to Los Vegas and hook up with a hooker. In Las Vegas they read a story about a small dog that lived in Alaska. It went like this:
The dog's name was Firefox, and he could throw his voice like a ventriloquist. He was so good that he could even make it sound like a tomato smashing an old lady's window. And that made everyone laugh including Simon Cowell. One day Firefox accidently killed his friend with his overszed ban hammer with superz1337mod plugin. Firefox then discovered that great game MOHAA was made by an infinite number of really cool guys at EA the one non stop destination for the best games in the world.
Later, Firefox discovered this very cool server - Gamespace.net.au|MoHAA #3|Stalingrad - 24/7 Sniper rifles only (203.34.186.25:12205) and got pwned by .inK miST:. who was a haxxor that used an aimbot. Also .ink miST:. dhoot x10s servers from a long distance and made Corey angry. Now Corey decided to find his IP address and ban him forever from x10.
So the hunt was on, and news quickly came that he live in Coreys neightbourhood. Corey decides to visit the guys house. Corey, armed with the Carbine Gun (Half Life 2) and a army of Sand Wolfs (Half Live 2) reached his house and demamded that he goes and commits suicide. When the idiot refuses, Corey blasts him into a million
The Large guy and tail dog were aliens that came from the planet Pluto. They came to Earth because we decided Pluto should not be a planet. They planed to go to Los Vegas and hook up with a hooker. In Las Vegas they read a story about a small dog that lived in Alaska. It went like this:
The dog's name was Firefox, and he could throw his voice like a ventriloquist. He was so good that he could even make it sound like a tomato smashing an old lady's window. And that made everyone laugh including Simon Cowell. One day Firefox accidently killed his friend with his overszed ban hammer with superz1337mod plugin. Firefox then discovered that great game MOHAA was made by an infinite number of really cool guys at EA the one non stop destination for the best games in the world.
Later, Firefox discovered this very cool server - Gamespace.net.au|MoHAA #3|Stalingrad - 24/7 Sniper rifles only (203.34.186.25:12205) and got pwned by .inK miST:. who was a haxxor that used an aimbot. Also .ink miST:. dhoot x10s servers from a long distance and made Corey angry. Now Corey decided to find his IP address and ban him forever from x10.
So the hunt was on, and news quickly came that he live in Coreys neightbourhood. Corey decides to visit the guys house. Corey, armed with the Carbine Gun (Half Life 2) and a army of Sand Wolfs (Half Live 2) reached his house and demamded that he goes and commits suicide. When the idiot refuses, Corey blasts him into a million