Forum Game <Wish>

[dWhite]

Granted, the wind stops, but then it starts hailing.

I wish it was tomorrow.

 

[Smith6612]

Wish was denied because tomorrow keeps moving as time moves.

I wish that tomorrow would go by quickly.

 

[dWhite]

Granted, tomorrow goes by so quickly you end up 20 years in the future.

I wish this spider would stay away from me.

 

[Smith6612]

Woo!

Wish granted but more spiders come and flood your home

I wish that this popcorn kernel (sp?) would get out of my throat.

 

[dWhite]

Granted, you cough the kernel up but suffer internal bleeding from it ripping your throat up on the way out. :O

I wish my popcorn would pop.

 

[Smith6612]

It implodes instead because someone divided by zero.

I wish for super buttery popcorn

 

[dWhite]

Granted, a pound of liquid butter lands on your popcorn. After eating it, your cholesterol shot up in points.

I wish I could snap my fingers and get a member base for my website.

 

[Smith6612]

Your website crashes instead.

I wish that there were more high definition videos out there for me to download.

 

[zapperpost]

Granted, but you lost your ISP in a tornado that bombarded AT&T, Time Warner, Earthlink, etc.

I wish Windows XP Service Pack 1 didn't exist.

 

[dWhite]

Granted, Microsoft releases SP2 and forces everyone to upgrade.

I wish Vista wasn't so bugged.

 

[Smith6612]

Vista isn't bugged. By saying that you had Microsoft release Vista SP -1.

I wish for nothing.


Also, my ISP is Verizon if you are wondering

 

[dWhite]

Granted, you receive some lint.

I wish I could upgrade XP Pro service packs right now.

 

[Smith6612]

You get upgraded to Vista Basic instead.

I wish that there were video games you could physically step in to and interact in.

 

[dWhite]

Granted, you entered the video game called LIFE when your mother pushed you out of her womb.

I wish water didn't make me pee every 5 minutes.

 

[Smith6612]

You unfortunately spend the rest of your life in a bathroom.

I wish that money never existed.

 

[dWhite]

Granted, all the money in the world disappears and the markets crash into oblivion.

I wish I had money right now.

 

[Smith6612]

You win the lotto but you have to pay it back.

I wish for unlimited stuffs.

 

[dWhite]

Granted, you receive unlimited supply of SPAM in a can.

I wish I had some right now.

 

[Smith6612]

SPAM is destroyed except on the internet.

I wish that spammers didn't exist.

 

[dWhite]

Granted, all the spammers in the world die except for 1 which reproduces to remake the race of spammers.

I wish scam artists didn't exist.