Forum Game <Wish>

[DeadBattery]

Granted but the jelly was sitting out for a year before getting put in the donut.
I wish I lived in a mansion.

 

[Smith6612]

The mansion coems but you have to pay massive bills that you can't afford and get evicted.

I wish that I lived in a mansion as well.

 

[DeadBattery]

You live in a mansion except a wrecking ball hit it and destroyed almost three quarters of the mansion making it a below average sized house.
I wish lawnmowers never existed.

 

[Smith6612]

Everyone's grass grows so tall that you can no longer get to your house as this wish was granted, and more bugs come out.

I wish for more food.

 

[DeadBattery]

You get food but it is all moldy. (Bleh!)
I wish I had a server.

 

[Smith6612]

You get a server but it's very slow.

I wish that Yahoo would stop raiding my forum.

 

[DeadBattery]

Wish Granted but now Google is raiding your forum.
I wish I was an admin of every site.

 

[alexandgruntz]

Granted, including the dodgy sites.

I wish for oxygen.

 

[LHVWB]

Wish granted, but unfortunately you get all the carbon dioxide as well.

I wish that I had more than one domain.

 

[Smith6612]

There are no more domains left on the internet when you try to get another one.

I wish for something to spend my credits on.

 

[LHVWB]

Wish granted, get a domain or some money via pay pal.

I wish that I actually had 9000 credits.

 

[DeadBattery]

Wish granted, but domains now cost 18000 credits.
I wish every day was Sunday.

 

[Smith6612]

Sundays unfortunately have to be removed off of the calendar after a while.

I wish that I had a wish.

 

[alexandgruntz]

Granted, your wish was to jump off a cliff.

I wish that I had a million NZ dollars.

 

[Smith6612]

You get the million but New Zealand's money value becomes the worst in the world.

I wish that I had a million dollars.

 

[DeadBattery]

You have 1 million dollars but the euro:dollar exchange rate is 1:1000000 so you get 1 Euro with that.
I wish I was a VIP user here.

 

[LHVWB]

Wish would be Granted, but unfortunately being a VIP user doesn't actually mean anything.

I wish that there was a smiley on vBulletin.

 

[DeadBattery]

Wish granted, but now it is overused and everyone is now sad and depressed.
I wish my Internet was faster.

 

[LHVWB]

Wish granted, but it takes so long to get faster that the files you want to upload and download take twice as long anyway.

I wish that more people would use obsure simlies such as :metallicb and :bsflag:. It kind of suprises me that there are a vew offensive simlies in the extra similies area. :rant:

 

[DeadBattery]

Wish granted but now everyone uses the offensive ones.
I wish people used some different symbols to "block out" cusing.
Such as
What the ¥•~€ ?