Forum Game <Wish>

[Smith6612]

Wish granted. Anyone can rule the world with the right stuff, just as long as they are not too mean!

I wish that everyone I know didn't use double negatives in their speech.

 

[Chris Z]

Wish Granted, but it is DoA.

I want some pizza!

 

[Smith6612]

Wish granted since Pizza is 1337.

I wish for pizza as well.

 

[Nathan H]

You get pizza but its 4 month old and green

I wish for an automatic pizza maker

 

[Smith6612]

Wish granted. You run out of cheese.

I wish for more deep dish Pizza.

 

[zapperpost]

Granted, but there's root beer on all of them.

I wish for Google Talk.

 

[Chris Z]

You get google talk, but it is the very first version - basically it's so buggy that you can't even open up a chat window.

I wish for a new cell phone.

 

[zapperpost]

Granted, but you have to use AT&T!

I wish I knew what I was doing.

 

[Smith6612]

Wish granted, but it's too complex for any human to do.

I wish that Verizon Wireless carried the iPhone.

 

[LHVWB]

Wish granted, unfortunately its limited to dial up speed.

I wish that my uBuntu laptop would run faster.

 

[Nathan H]

It runs 1Hz haster and overheats in 3 seconds

I wish i had a bank account with loads of money in it, and i knew the pin

 

[Smith6612]

Wish granted, but someone else knows your PIN as well and steals all of your money.

I wish that there was no such thing as inflation.

 

[Nathan H]

Hyper-inflation sets in cause the normal version doesnt exist

I wish my computer was working reliably for an extended period of time

 

[Smith6612]

Wish granted, after you reformat and lose all of your data of course (since your data was breaking it ).

I wish for cookies.

 

[zapperpost]

Granted, but you have to watch me blow up your house and you get sued for it.........

I wish for a fat hamster............

 

[Smith6612]

You get a fat hamster but he turns into a chicken nugget.

I wish for nothing.

 

[zapperpost]

You get a really nice car ... model

I wish i had a server

lol. Above

 

[Nathan H]

you get zapperpost

I wish for people realising when there posting in a forum game

 

[zapperpost]

Granted, but you have to dance the Cancan on top of the hill you claimed with the dead bodies of the people you killed and watch your wishes mess up as you wish here, your vending machine presents, your funny names other people give you, and the people you banned laughing at you.

I wish my server was finished cleaning.

 

[Smith6612]

Wish granted. It runs loads faster now.

I wish that braces would be a one day treatment rather than something that's going to take a while.