Forum Game <Wish>

[zapperpost]

Granted. You get them removed an hour ago.

I wish [TEXT CLIPPED DUE TO VIOLATION OF THE x10 Terms of Service] was a better webhost.

 

[Smith6612]

Wish not granted since the text was clipped.

I wish for a big tub of Fruit Punch.

 

[zapperpost]

Granted, but it is boiling.

I wish for a home server.

 

[Smith6612]

Wish granted, but the server is using soo much of your upload your internet goes back to dial-up speeds, then AT&T shuts you off for using too much upload.

I wish for FiOS.

 

[zapperpost]

Granted, but you can't use it on vacations.

I wish these people weren't following me, one with a harmonica.

 

[Smith6612]

Wish granted. You become infamous now.

I wish for more old cartoons to be shown on TV.

 

[zapperpost]

Granted, but in Chinese.

I wish my reputation increased from infamous to famous.

 

[Smith6612]

Granted, but now you have the annoying Drive By Media on you now.

I wish for $1,000,000.

 

[zapperpost]

Granted, but you must spend half of it on Cancan damage from UnFoundBug.

I wish I had $1,000,000,000.

 

[Smith6612]

Granted. Microsoft buys you.

I wish that I owned Google.

 

[zapperpost]

Granted, but you have to run it by yourself.

I wish I never re-registered to x10Hosting.

 

[Smith6612]

Wish not granted. You can't refuse it like The Dark Side of The Force.

I wish that more people understood l33tspeech.

 

[zapperpost]

Grntd, but u cant und.stnd it.

I wish you would not keep posting here.

 

[Smith6612]

Wish not granted. I keep posting.

I wish that the internet had unlimted capacity.

 

[zapperpost]

Granted, but earth must be multiplied by infinity.
http://www.rofl.name/lolcity/

I wish for more pizza.

 

[Smith6612]

You get pizza, but I take half of it.

I wish for more pizza.

 

[zapperpost]

You get pizza but I have to have a slice.

I wish for ice cream.

 

[LHVWB]

You get dung flavoured ice cream.

I wish for easier french lessons.

 

[Smith6612]

Wish granted, but you have to stay longer for the french lessons.

I wish that I could have more pizza.

 

[alexandgruntz]

Granted, one crumb more.

I wish for a Big Mac.