Forum Game <Wish>

[alexandgruntz]

Wish granted. You die moments later.

I wish for a better wireless keyboard.

 

[bigtree]

Granted. However, the keyboard consists of only CTRL+ALT+DEL. You use Windows, right?

I wish I had a million wishes!

 

[alexandgruntz]

Granted. You used them all wishing you had Windows.

I wish that Hotmail was better.

 

[Smith6612]

Wish granted. GMail becomes bad now.

I wish that I had a cookie right now.

 

[alexandgruntz]

Granted, but it's on the dark side.

I wish that more people used Gmail.

 

[Smith6612]

Wish granted. GMail becomes slow though since they didn't buy enough servers and bandwidth, and then later on, the Google Network slows to a crawl.

I wish that I had something big to eat today.

 

[alexandgruntz]

Granted. You had a giant cookie.

I wish that it was December.

 

[Smith6612]

Wish granted. You get summer while I get winter.

I wish that Thanksgiving was tomorrow

 

[alexandgruntz]

Granted. But there's a time paradox and tomorrow is skipped.

I wish that I knew when Thanksgiving was.

 

[cased]

Granted, but you know when the last Thanksgiving there will ever be before the world ends.

I wish I has a hundred wishes.

 

[alexandgruntz]

Granted. You then use them all wishing that McCain won the election.

I wish that the Bill and Ben Party got 5% of the votes tomorrow.

 

[cased]

Granted, but the opposition party bogs the elections down fighting over dimpled and hanging chads resulting in even worse chaos and voter fraud in the next election and tarnishing the image of your democracy for years to come.

I wish Barack Obama was a conservative.

 

[bigtree]

Granted. He then gets assassinated.

I wish I could control time.

 

[alexandgruntz]

Granted. You stop it.

I wish that Aotearoa Legalise cannabis didn't get one vote.

 

[cased]

Granted. Instead he become dictator for life.

I wish I could have sex with 100 all natural (that means they were born women), legal aged but under 30, disease and deformity free, beautiful human women who don't have jealous husband or boyfriends (I think I can live with anything else that could go wrong with this wish).

 

[Max1337]

Granted, except she been using you for your money, and decided to divorce you taking your house, your car, your tv, all your money, and your computer... lol

I wish someone would donate me some credits lol (I could use some... I want a domain)

 

[ICash4Life]

You get the credits but then you lose it to a hacker and you were the laughing stock of the forums.
I wish not to have $1,000,000,000,000,
as well as to have a piece of the pie!

 

[fempower]

Granted, but the unusually rich pie puts you to sleep and when you wake, the money is gone.

I wish for a good remake of the show MacGyver.

 

[John Klyne]

granted, they tried making a good remake but failed.

I wish my site was up.

 

[alexandgruntz]

Granted. It's now on a server on Mt Everest. lol

I wish that I could tick off more boxes in the 'drinking' game. (I didn't drink, though.)