I ban Smith6612 because...
(Depends on the color of your shirt that you are wearing)
    White:        because I'm cool like that 
    Black:        because that's how I roll.
    Pink:          because I'm NOT crazy.
    Red:          because the voices told me to 
    Blue:          because I'm king and I do what I want 
    Green:        because I think I need some serious help.
    Purple:      because I'm AWESOME!
    Gray:          because Big Bird said to and he's my leader.
    Yellow:      because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
    Orange:      because my family thinks I'm stupid anyway.
    Brown:      because I can.
    Other:        because I'm a Ninja!
    None:        because I can't control myself