game: kill the above user

[DefecTalisman]

The world implodes, sucking you all in with it.

 

[mattura]

Then there is a brand new big bang, causing you to be blown into atoms

 

[DefecTalisman]

I make a voodoo doll of you and give it to a bunch of enraged monkeys to play with.

 

[alexandgruntz]

I hit you on the head with the spammer that you failed to pick up.

 

[DefecTalisman]

?

I make a new voodoo doll and burry it in a killer ant mound.

 

[alexandgruntz]

You made a voodoo doll of yourself instead of me.

(Also: gaarwine. )

 

[DefecTalisman]

If only I had access to modcp :s Then I could see who created the gaarwine account (no doubt you).

After doing that I delete your forum account and misapropriate your hosting account

 

[alexandgruntz]

Honestly, I didn't create that account.

DefecTalisman gets run over by the freight trains mentioned in the story thread.

 

[mattura]

I tie you to a chair in an empty room with Britney Spears playing at 100dB, and you rightly commit suicide by holding your breath.

 

[alexandgruntz]

No I didn't, I found out that your knots were extremely loose. I break the speakers and the room is now quiet. You commit suicide because you failed to make me commit suicide.

 

[DefecTalisman]

I stick a ball gag in your mouth, roll you in cold glue, then roll you in glass. When the glue dries I roll you down a really long hill.

 

[fractalfeline]

I hack into the Universal Registry and delete you.

 

[DefecTalisman]

I make you deadly alergic to cats

 

[alexandgruntz]

You also accidently make yourself allergic to dogs.

 

[DefecTalisman]

I poisen that cookie you are about to eat.

 

[mattura]

You inhale the poison fumes and die

 

[DefecTalisman]

You come to africa and end up sleeping with a native, you get HIV which proggreses into AIDS with inevitable death.

 

[alexandgruntz]

You go to Mexico, get swine flu and die from it.

 

[fractalfeline]

You go to Mars, and die from asphyxiation.

 

[DefecTalisman]

I take a space suit with me, duh !

But you tagged along and hadn't quite thought out the trip, forgetting your space suit when going into space is a bit of a problem.