game: kill the above user

[fractalfeline]

After having been chewed up, swallowed, regurgitated, and stomped upon by Mother Country, I get up and spray chicken fried oil on you. You get mauled by the hordes of the obese, who proceed to tear off your arms and eat them.

 

[DefecTalisman]

You all break thier teeth on my bones, so you can't eat anymore. Thus you shrivel away and die.

 

[mattura]

You take one look at the shrivelled fat people and die of shock and disgust!

 

[DefecTalisman]

:s leaving only you left, there is no pro-creation. You grow old and die.

 

[alexandgruntz]

My 'girlfriend' and I come from the past to repopulate the planet. DefecTalisman is crushed under the weight of the babies.

 

[DefecTalisman]

LOL, thats a scary thought

I let loose a virus that turns all the babies in to killer zombies. They treat me like thier NEW father, I set them on you and your girlfriend.

 

[fractalfeline]

The God of Passe decends upon you for Yet Another Zombie Scenario. Ye are hereby smited.

 

[DefecTalisman]

I kill you for not seeing the unique aspect of the zombie angle, little rotten b*****d zombie children

 

[alexandgruntz]

Realising what has become of the world, God decides he must flood the planet again. He tells me to build another ark and get two of every animal. He then floods the world, drowning everyone, especially DefecTalisman.

 

[DefecTalisman]

lol, last moment as the water starts rissing. I grab a long rope, lash it to the ark, grab a waterboard and tag along behind. Eventually we see land, then I wrap my rope around your rudder, cut a massive hole at the bottom of the ark and paddle off to the land (far in the distance). You drown trying to save the animals, only 1 animal was killed in the event, YOU !

 

[mattura]

You forgot about the sharks...you never make it to the shore

 

[DefecTalisman]

S*** happens, you pass on.

 

[alexandgruntz]

Things out of your control land on you, short out your smell receptors and crush you.

 

[fractalfeline]

A horde of carnivorous winged flying noses descend upon you and snort you to death.

 

[DefecTalisman]

LOL, you inflate like a "blow" fish and die.

 

[alexandgruntz]

You keep drinking... and drinking... and drinking, until your head inflates and explodes.

 

[DefecTalisman]

My radio active posatronic brain pieces give you radiation poisoning and you die.

 

[alexandgruntz]

My metre-thick lead wall protects me from gamma rays from radio-active sources. They bounce back and kill you. (FYI, a sheet of paper can stop alpha particles.)

 

[mattura]

...but unfortunately you have an unexplained sensitivity to neutrinos, and as you get bombarded by billions from the sun and the rest of the universe (not even your lead wall can protect you), you disintegrate.

 

[gaarwine]

Hope.. games are increasing planing and thinking power...

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