game: kill the above user

[alexandgruntz]

But not before I shoot you to death.

 

[DefecTalisman]

Before that I had somone foul your food as a backup plan. Just after shooting me you start to feel the cramps as your inside start to turn to liquid.

 

[mattura]

Ah, then I trap you inside the matrix....

 

[DefecTalisman]

I pack you in a box and put you on the shelf

 

[alexandgruntz]

I pack you in a .cab file and feed you to Windows 95.

 

[fractalfeline]

The computer explodes, killing alexandgruntz.

 

[DefecTalisman]

I rub my magic lamp and it sucks you up. Now you are stuck there for eternity, a fate that some admit is worse than death

 

[alexandgruntz]

It also sucks up DefecTalisman. The lamp is now overfull and explodes, killing both of them.

 

[DefecTalisman]

Little bits of lamp from the explosion shred you up.

 

[alexandgruntz]

Big bits of lamp from the explosion chop your head off.

 

[fractalfeline]

The gazebo eats you all

 

[DefecTalisman]

How can a gazebo kill me ?

I take a Sjambok and beat you to death

 

[mattura]

Hmm...

I overfeed you those animal food pellets you get at "feed the animals" farms and your belly splits

 

[alexandgruntz]

I feed you to said animals.

 

[mattura]

Luckily, the butcher comes early and slices them open, allowing me to emerge, and due to my unusual resistance to stomach acids, relatively unscathed. However, when I smear you with those acids, you dissolve away...

 

[DefecTalisman]

Seeing as I have a love for acid I take the whole thing with arms open. During my little trip I see you eat yourself, thinking nothing of it due to the LSD. When I come down from the lovely warm waves of my trip I realise that you really did eat yourself What a nasty way to end a trip.

 

[alexandgruntz]

Due to the LSD DefecTalisman also ate himself.

 

[DefecTalisman]

(scary thought).

Its your time, you pass of natural causes.

 

[Smith6612]

DefecTalisman died due to a throbbing brain which lead to severe internal bleeding.

 

[DefecTalisman]

My brain grows and throbs till there is no more space for anyone, so every one is squashed.