game: kill the above user

[alexandgruntz]

The said oven falls on your head.

 

[mattura]

...and breaks its gas tube, causing the house to fill up slowly with deadly natural gas...as you enter, your clothing rubs on itself causing friction building up static electricity, which sparks, igniting the gas and sending you into oblivion

 

[alexandgruntz]

I never entered. That was a figment of your imagination. You die again from the gases.

 

[xaoskitty]

while alexandgruntz is walking on a street suddenly an airplaneaccidentally crashed into him... :biggrin:

 

[alexandgruntz]

You die of old age.

Now that was easy.

 

[mattura]

You die of sarcasm.

Really.

 

[alexandgruntz]

You die because you fell off a cliff laughing at me.

 

[mattura]

Your sense of humour causes the universe to implode, killing us all

 

[alexandgruntz]

Before that happened, I escaped to another universe. You're dead.

 

[mattura]

Before any of this happened, I realised I am God, an extra-universal being, and I smite thee.

 

[csc2ya]

*disembowels mattura, then chokes him to death with his own intestines*

(What? I like gruesome methods)

 

[alexandgruntz]

You wake up from your dream and fall out of bed, killing yourself.

 

[nastus]

you slip on soap in the shower bang you head off the bathtub and get suffocated by the shower curtains!

 

[mattura]

You go to get breakfast, then some chick in a skin-tight yellow leather suit turns up. You grab the gun you hide in the cereal box and go to shoot her, but the girl in yellow throws a knife into your chest before you can manage

 

[alexandgruntz]

Norman Bates owns the motel you're staying at. It's self explanatory from here.

 

[achilleasgr]

I send people to crash a plane on the hotel you are living, thus killing you.

 

[alexandgruntz]

You catch fire in the explosion and burn to death.

 

[achilleasgr]

While in heaven I accidentally drop a brick which falls in your head and sends you far away in hell.

 

[alexandgruntz]

I fall right through hell and warp back into heaven, where you fall into hell and stop.

 

[fractalfeline]

I wrap the Heaven-Hell portal into a toroidal loop so that you constantly cycle between them. The clerk-angels become exasperated and decide that its best to just delete you from existence entirely.