game: kill the above user

[mattura]

phazzedout, slightly sick!

Anyway, you get gnawed to death by a swarm of locusts

 

[alexandgruntz]

You die from the poisoned cake I mentioned in the corrupt a wish thread.

 

[fractalfeline]

Death comes swiftly in the night
Guided forth on a black wind
Gently, deftly, it claims its victim
Leaving naught but silence in its wake.

Bahahaha! :facesjump

 

[alexandgruntz]

You realise the iPad has no multitasking or USB and hang yourself.

 

[gamesake]

You try to hang yourself and the rope breaks. Then you eat gasoline and light a match then eat it. *BOOM*

 

[masshuu]

the cookiemonster eats you

 

[gamesake]

The smilies gang up and kill you.

 

[alexandgruntz]

You overdose and die.

 

[fractalfeline]

You underdose and die of congestive heart failure. (Take your meds people!)

 

[mattura]

you take somebody else's meds by mistake and die

 

[alexandgruntz]

You fall off a cliff "by mistake" and die.

 

[Zubair]

you see Robers in front of you and die with worries.

 

[alexandgruntz]

You die of fright when I jump out of your rubbish bin :biggrin:

 

[mattura]

you die of hepatitis B contracted from licking the rubbish bin

 

[fractalfeline]

A slorg eats you. It hiccups pink sparkly bubbles with rainbows in them.

 

[mattura]

...which kill me?


Fractalfeline gets divided up into several small cats, then divided again and again until there is nothing left...

 

[fractalfeline]

The ranger left your party in a pinch.
The fight had seemed like it would be a cinch.
But the mage ran out of mana
And the cleric said mañana
And you were dead before you moved an inch.

http://www.electricfunstuff.com/songdown/EFS_Has_Anybody_Here_Seen_My_Corpse_(original).mp3

 

[mattura]

"Now I will kill you until you die from it!" (quote from where...?)

 

[alexandgruntz]

You die after becoming trapped in Shakespeare's works.

 

[mattura]

You die after reading them!