game: kill the above user

[fractalfeline]

You die from shock when one of the Monkeys in your lab wrote them!

 

[mattura]

You die when said monkey beats you at Pong and you commit suicide in shame

 

[Linkz0rs]

You die from also commiting suicide.

 

[alexandgruntz]

You die from my awesomeness.

 

[Linkz0rs]

You die for not having the "Mr. Awesome" smiley when you say your awesome xD

 

[fractalfeline]

Cupid was trying to do you a favor and hit you with a Love Arrow, but for whatever reason got startled mid-shot. The arrow caught you in the eye and got your brain. You die, and the Yaks are highly amused at your passing.

 

[achilleasgr]

I force you to watch Happy Tree Friends, and you die out of desperation because of not being able to stop it.

 

[dragonvirus23]

nice xD

 

[alexandgruntz]

You die because you failed to follow the rules.

 

[mattura]

You die because you followed the rules

 

[krofunk]

Stabs mattura in the ear with a spatula and then throws rubber bricks from a bottomless rubber brick bag

 

[alexandgruntz]

You die from the poisoned apple I gave you.

 

[mattura]

you die by entering a computer game and riding a light-bike into a wall

 

[smithee]

you die by attempting to follow alexandgruntz into a computer game, but you smash your computer monitor with your head and get electricuted

 

[mattura]

You screw up your tax return and get blacklisted. However, a government assassin team mixes up the blacklist with a hitlist and they snipe you through your bedroom window whilst you are looking at porn

 

[alexandgruntz]

You die from looking at said porn.

 

[mattura]

Hmm...well my glorious auto-erotic death gives me the ultimate enlightenment, causing your life to appear so bleak that you commit suicide.

 

[alexandgruntz]

You die from watching me apparently commit suicide. (That was my clone.)

 

[frederik_c]

One night, alexandgruntz went into a forest, and never came back. Nobody knows hat happened, and nobody can find him.

 

[alexandgruntz]

I had found another universe, from which I can remotely control anyone I wished to. I take control of frederik_c and send him off a cliff.