game: kill the above user

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Cupid was trying to do you a favor and hit you with a Love Arrow, but for whatever reason got startled mid-shot. The arrow caught you in the eye and got your brain. You die, and the Yaks are highly amused at your passing.
 

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I force you to watch Happy Tree Friends, and you die out of desperation because of not being able to stop it.
 

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Stabs mattura in the ear with a spatula and then throws rubber bricks from a bottomless rubber brick bag
 

mattura

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you die by entering a computer game and riding a light-bike into a wall
 

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you die by attempting to follow alexandgruntz into a computer game, but you smash your computer monitor with your head and get electricuted
 
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You screw up your tax return and get blacklisted. However, a government assassin team mixes up the blacklist with a hitlist and they snipe you through your bedroom window whilst you are looking at porn
 

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Hmm...well my glorious auto-erotic death gives me the ultimate enlightenment, causing your life to appear so bleak that you commit suicide.
 

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One night, alexandgruntz went into a forest, and never came back. Nobody knows hat happened, and nobody can find him.
 

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I had found another universe, from which I can remotely control anyone I wished to. I take control of frederik_c and send him off a cliff.
 
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