game: kill the above user

[dimenxion]

I had found another universe, from which I can remotely control anyone I wished to. I take control of frederik_c and send him off a cliff.

I launch a plasma nuke at alexandgruntz. He is never to be seen or heard of again, but his used-to-be compacted atoms are seen floating around with a microscope. o0

 

[alexandgruntz]

The atoms reform where you can't see them as you had accidentally used Wonka's TV gun thing instead of a plasma nuke. I then shoot you in the head.

 

[shdus1]

And Alexandgruntz is never mentioned again. He was hit by a stray meteorite coming from 1 million light years away.

 

[alexandgruntz]

The meteorite burned up on entry to Earth and was no bigger than an M&M when it hit me. You die of shock.

 

[crafter]

killed alexandgruntz with a tea cup

 

[alexandgruntz]

I kill crafter with a craft knife.

 

[smithee]

I use a spoon to "shovel" you to death... ouch!

 

[mattura]

You suffer death by 1000 cuts [sic] at the hands of the Chinese Unseen Ninja Torture Squad

 

[smithee]

You suffer death by one massive cut... a fellow pirate uses his sword on you like a pro.

 

[icedhabbo]

you suffer death by falling off a cliff

 

[Bigbucks2528]

** Pulls out flamethrower**
SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND
**burns Icedhabbo**

 

[icedhabbo]

pushes Bigbucks2528 in front of a car
(how u like that????)

 

[alexandgruntz]

You follow suit.

 

[mattura]

You get your suit snagged on a door handle, causing you to fall over and crack your head open, and die of blood loss and massive haemorrhaging.
If you don't wear a suit, don't worry - it can be your birthday suit

 

[alexandgruntz]

Since I don't have a suit, and my birthday suit isn't wrinkled , you die of amazement.

 

[mattura]

Your frictionless birthday suit therefore slips on a pool of yellow molten plastic, you thrash around, but can't get any purchase; you get covered and suffocate, then set, forming a strange looking yellow sculpture with not a wrinkle to be seen

 

[alexandgruntz]

You die in your sleep when you dreamt that.

 

[mattura]

It was rather trippy I admit, but you die because God said so.

 

[alexandgruntz]

I kill you with Facebook.

 

[mattura]

I kill you by shutting your head in a door, repeatedly