game: kill the above user

[Smith6612]

I kill Dahlriku with a "5 Ace Card combo" that triggered a nuclear explosion in his current location.

 

[hopper]

*sicks a pack of bloodthirsty hounds on smith 6612*

 

[Smith6612]

Takes some tigers and sends them to attack hopper.

 

[hopper]

feeds the tigers, smears smith6612 in honey and ties him up in an apiary

 

[alexandgruntz]

I divide hopper by zero.

 

[tektrnica]

Forces Alexandgruntz to eat 1,000,000 pine cones...

 

[Smith6612]

I kill tektrnica with making them drink too much water.

 

[DarthVadre]

Using complex mathematical equations and roughly scientific based knowledge, arranges the molecules of Smith6612 into an undefined slope and sucks the molecules into a black hole.

 

[Smith6612]

I kill DarthVadre with a lightsabre.

 

[DarthVadre]

I kill Smith6612 by tricking him into breaking a piñata filled with broken glass. The glass fortunately strikes an artery.

 

[hopper]

sics lucy on darthvadre

 

[tektrnica]

makes hoppers head explode by telling him the meaning of life...

 

[hopper]

runs tektrnika over with a giant bowling ball

 

[Smith6612]

I kill hopper with a warthog.

 

[hopper]

puts smith6612 onto the enterprise right before it self destructs
*the bridge appears to be run by computers, it is the only thing speaking*
*speaking? let me hear*
*10 .. 9.. 8..*
*GET OUT OF THERE!!! GET OUT OF THERE*
*BOOOM!!!!!*

 

[dawmail333]

Stuffs hopper in a pineapple :biggrin:

 

[tektrnica]

stuffs Dawmail333 in the same pineapple, then feeds it to a large pineapple eating furry thing...

 

[dawmail333]

Sticks tektrnica into a rubick's cube and feeds it to a colour-blind pineapple that loves eating plastic. (Wow, that was random!)

 

[Smith6612]

Takes dawmail333 and throws him into a building with super strength.

 

[dawmail333]

Takes Smith6612 and turns him into a mouse.