I kill kbjradmin with a ghost from Pac-Man.
Wow this is realy violent... I refuse to kill Smith! He did nothing to me!
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Then again...
I hate snipers! They are so newbish! Why dont you come down here and face me like a man!!! Damn You!
Here is how I killed him:
First I stabed his (place body part here) with a large and sharp (place an item here), then I fired a (place highly explosive object here) into his (place an area on his body here) with a (place a gun that could fire a highly explosive object here).
slips hopper into smith6612's tea and watches as smith drinks the polonium-210 and hopper.