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two slaps for you my friend, on the bottom, meaning you can't sit down (like everyone else) when a low flying goose swoops and swallows your head
 

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*Grabs Matturas Polar Bear Avatar and smashes him over the head with it until he bleeds and then takes Vodka on all the wounds. While in torture cut of legs and arms and then throw him off a cliff.*

....Ow
 

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Jumps on top of fractalfeline and teabags him then sits on him so he can't breathe making it the worst embarrassing death EVER!
 

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Fractalfeline laughs at Mattblog but then the sniper kills him 2. Double Doh!
 

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matt blog and fractalfeline were busy teabagging each other, whilst the terrorists planted the c4 on de_dust2. Having not purchased the defuse kit they have no chance... the sniper (myself) runs away and hides behind a crate
 

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Mattblog runs behind crate as well. Mattura pushed himaway to get his own spot. As mattblog is being pushed away he plants a c4 on the crate. Runs 100 yards and blows mattura up. Mattura lives, barely but thenthw terrorists locate he bomb and find maturation. Booooom! headshot !!!
 

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lol chains mattblog between 2 trucks has help drives the 2 trucks apart extremly slowly...streches mattblog till he tears in half and is hanging by his guts, runs him over to be sure....
 

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/me drops a grand piano on top of antibyte
(note to next person: I'm already dead :p )
 

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MattBlog's Guts Smile at DeadBattery and Growls at antibyte .They grow legs and grabs a shovel and starts taking antibyte of the ground. He then slumps it into a dumpster. The guts smile holding the shovel with deadbattery right behind him. He hears a noise so he quickly turns around hitting DeadBattery streight in the face with the shovel. DeadBatteries head falls off.....Opps.
 

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/me removes the brakes from mattblog's car on a high-traffic day. Mattblog drives in the shoulder to avoid hitting other cars but hits a parked NJDOT truck at 70 MPH.
 

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DeadBattery gets robbed by me, He Tries to stop me, but i take my pp2000 out and kills him with a headshot and steals his rank

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I kill MattBlog by wrenching his PP2000 out of his hands and shooting straight up in the air. The bullet then descends down and kills him.

And I know this topic is kind of dead.
 

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I kill mattura by forcing him to drink hypertonic solution. (I thought that's what you posted above; too much biology for me)
 

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Deadbattery was taking too much time to create a hypertonic solution, because it was too much biology for him. I was watching him and shot him when he was too busy. ;-)
 

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Turns out, you didn't kill me.
I take my ethernet cable out of my pocket and strap you to a chair and you die of starvation.
 

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Turns out, you didn't kill me.
I take my ethernet cable out of my pocket and strap you to a chair and you die of starvation.
When I were sleeping you thought that I am died.You were starving too and went to bathroom for washing hands, meanwhile I escaped through ethernet cable and started eating your meal and as you came in hall you died because of heart attack, afterall it was your favourate meal. :)
 

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Really funny thread.
Though I did not find the spirit of it, to be honest,the way you write is novel.
Anyways dont try to kill me..I am an Immortal and a peace seeker..
 
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