- Call someone and say "sorry, I think you dialed the wrong number".
- Say "that's what she sed" all the time.
Tho never say it around me, last time I popped the person right in the jaw.
- Reply to everything someone says with "that's what you think."
- Change channels five minutes before the end of every show.
- Tape pieces of "Sweating to the Oldies" over climatic parts of rental movies.
- Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complimentary mints by the cash register.
- Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.
- Write "X - BURIED TREASURE" in random spots on all of someone's road maps.
- Inform everyone you meet of your personal Kennedy assassination, UFO, and OJ Simpson conspiracy theories.
- Lick the filling out of all the Oreos, and place the cookie parts back in the tray.
- Leave your Christmas lights up and lit until September.
- Change your name to "John Aaaaasmith" for the great glory of being first in the phone book.
Claim it's a Hawaiian name, and demand that people pronounce each "a."
- Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.
- Write the surprise ending to a novel on its first page.
- Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles.
- Phone McDonald's and try to make a reservation for that evening.
