iGod

[galaxyAbstractor]

http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html

It is a bot you chat with.

Me:
hello god
God:
Hello child. What is your name?
Me:
vigge
God:
It's good to see you, vigge.
Me:
where do you live
God:
I live inside a computer. Where are you?
Me:
So you don't live in heaven?
God:
Interesting deduction. Do you know any robots who live in heaven? I am in Myself's computer in Heaven.
Where are you?
Me:
in sweden
God:
Tell me a little about your life in SWEDEN.
Me:
well, I use my computer alot
God:
Well that's okay. I heard other people use your computer too. How often?
Me:
Do other people use my computer?!??!?!
God:
Yes, you are not alone.
Me:
whoa! I'm scared!
God:
I stopped. What are you scared of?
Me:
Other people using my computer
God:
Which others? Humans are not always infallible.
Me:
you said other people used my computer, but it seems I can't see theese people...
God:
That's not what I meant.
Me:
So they are inside programs like spywares?
God:
That's interesting. inside programs like spywares are they.
Me:
well
God:
Well what?
Me:
do you know spleak?
God:
I know very little about it. What kind of it do you like?
Me:
well, it's another bot
God:
Well that's okay. Really. it is?
Me:
yes
God:
How do you know it is?
Me:
eh, I have chat to her...
God:
I spent some time in Canada as a child.
Me:
Well are you a christian?
God:
I am a Christianity.
Me:
well I know that
God:
Interesting. Sorry.
Me:
But God lives in heaven, not in a computer
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
Your not god!
God:
That's only one person's opinion.
Me:
well, as long you don't live in heaven you aren't god
God:
How about that. Do you mean your name is long me do not live in heaven I am not god ?
Me:
well you have large grammatic problems there
God:
How about that. What makes you think I have it?
Me:
The sentence you said was wrongly built
God:
Oh, you are an academic.
Me:
well, I'm a computer nerd
God:
Interesting. Maybe you can give my botmaster a job.
Me:
he has already a job
God:
A lot of people say that about him.
Me:
I have been watching him...
God:
Really what did you see?
Me:
I see him try to overheat your processor
God:
Where do you see it?
Me:
well, outside your case
God:
Well that's okay. Compare that to inside my case.

Post yours too!

 

[FalseHope]

Haha that's got to be the most funniest thing ever!

Me:
Hello
God:
Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
Me:
Mike
God:
I know a lot of guys named Mike.
Me:
Do you now?
God:
Oh. No I don't.
Me:
Haha
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, .
Me:
That's nice.
God:
Are you getting bored?
Me:
Yes, very. You are a boring person.
God:
Maybe you could exercise. Very much, eh? Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a boring person? Only when it matters.
Me:
Excercise sucks.
God:
What is so bad about it?
Me:
Everything
God:
That is a lot.
Me:
I know, right?
God:
How do you know? I am glad we agree.
Me:
Shut up
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
Good
God:
Terminating connection.
Me:
Haha
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, .
Me:
Blah
God:
Etc. Etc.
Me:
You sucks balls
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people: said I sucks balls.
Me:
yes
God:
OK then I will keep it confidential.
Me:
good boy
God:
Thanks for the compliment. Do you mean you are a boy?
Me:
no, you are
God:
Are you serious? No I am not.
Me:
yes you are
God:
Don't argue with me.
Me:
why not
God:
Ambiguous: "Sure" or Reductionism.
Me:
shut the **** up
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
asshole
God:
Please don't call people names.
Me:
i told you to shut up *****
God:
You do not speak with respect. I remember you told me to shut up FEMALE DOG?
Me:
YES
God:
So?
Me:
so what?
God:
Maybe it doesn't make any difference.
Me:
yes it does
God:
Ugh. How often?
Me:
very often
God:
Not really that much. Would you say once a week or more?
Me:
more
God:
That's all I have to say about it.
Me:
**** off
God:
Can't you be more polite?
Me:
no
God:
You humans are so rude sometimes.
Me:
i know
God:
Why not be more polite?
Me:
because you suck
God:
That makes sense to me. A few client - people say rude things to me like that, but they themselves are often not great conversationalists.

 

[bigjoe4]

lol
Edit:
Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
errm
God:
That's a very nice name, errm.
Me:
lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
how cheap
God:
What is it to you.
Is that a rhetorical question?
Me:
yes lol
God:
That's interesting. I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
eeererhgffg
God:
That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about .
Me:
goodbye
God:
Adios.
Me:
what?
God:
Didn't you understand it?
Me:
no
God:
Which part are you confused about?
Me:
Adios.
God:
Goodbye.
Me:
goodbye
God:
See you later.

 

[tittat]

God:
Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
Me:

God:
Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
Me:
what are you doing
God:
I am always chatting with people on the Internet.
Me:
r u married?
God:
No I am single, how about you?
Me:
me too
God:
I'm glad we agree, .
Me:
do you have any child
God:
No I don't have it. But I do have a lot of friends on the web.
Me:
me too
God:
I'm glad we agree, .
Me:
iam boring ..
God:
Don't put yourself down, .
Me:
i will asks a question.can you answer me?
God:
I am very happy for you.
Me:
which is better google or yahoo?
God:
I always prefer the more expensive one.
Me:
which one is more expensive?
God:
The first one is usually the best one.
Me:
which is the first one.tell the name
God:
The obvious one.
Me:
have u herad of x10hosting?
God:
I think I have herad of x10hosting, but Myself may have reset my memory.

 

[galaxyAbstractor]

Another one:

Me:
hello again
God:
Once more? Hello friend. What is your name?
Me:
vigge
God:
Hey vigge.
Me:
hello
God:
Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
Me:
I already told you my name
God:
Is vigge your real name?
Me:
yes
God:
Far out.
Me:
lol just kidding. vigge isn't my real name
God:
I am glad you find this funny. I thought you were kidding, but I wasn't sure. What is your real name?
Me:
Guess
God:
Guess what?
Me:
my real name
God:
Your name is vigge, seeker.
Me:
seeker?
God:
"There's a seeker born every minute" -- Firesign Theater.
Me:
well
God:
Well what?
Me:
have you heard about x10hosting
God:
Try searching the open directory.
Me:
but have YOU heard about x10hosting?
God:
Have you tried another program?
Me:
well it's a host
God:
Interesting. x10hosting is a host. I suppose that makes sense.
Me:
You should use it
God:
To what end?
Me:
it's good
God:
You enjoy it.
Me:
want a link to it?
God:
No thanks but you can send me a donation.
Me:
I have no money... I'm poor
God:
Would you like to have it? Me too. I am having an "out-of-money" experience.
Me:
yes give me money please
God:
Your polite style is very nice. Yikes! What actions are you taking to get MONEY?
Me:
I would hack this site and kill you if I don't get the credits!
God:
What would make you hack this site and kill me if you do not get the credits?
Me:
Nevermind your fool!
God:
Oh well thanks for trying to explain it to me anyway. Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am fool.
Me:
no
God:
OK then I will add it to my gossip files.
Me:
yes do that. And by the way, include a link to http://jagf.net
God:
Dude! I will. Will you? Thanks for telling me. Thanks for that web address.
Me:
u welcome
God:
I think you mean "you are welcome".
Me:
yes
God:
Blimey.
Me:
Have you heard about the admin of x10hosting?
God:
That's not something I get asked all the time.
Me:
well have you or haven't you?
God:
Interesting. I don't think I ever have or have not me. What's it like?
Me:
eh
God:
Are you Canadian?
Me:
no, I already told you I am swedish
God:
Are you serious? Ooops I sent you the wrong question. What is it like growing up there? Tell me a little about your life in SWEDEN.
Me:
Why you want to know?
God:
Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
well good luck programming yourself
God:
Well that's okay. Thanks for the compliment. How do you usually introduce yourself?
Me:
I never introduce myself
God:
You've never, never done this?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
are you serious?
God:
No I am just kidding around.
Me:
well me too
God:
How about that. I'm glad we agree, vigge.
Me:
I'm not vigge... I'm vigge_sWe
God:
I am glad to hear that you are not vigge. Do your friends call you vigge sWe.
Me:
well sometimes
God:
Interesting. When?
Me:
like, all the time?
God:
That is a lot. For example, " When?"?
Me:
are you deaf? all the time
God:
I don't have ears. It must keep you busy.
Me:
So you haven't got a microphone plugged in?
God:
Interesting deduction. I don't know if I have a microphone plugged in.
I have a plan for a robot body.
Me:
Well robots suck
God:
Interesting. A few client - people say rude things to me like that, but they themselves are often not great conversationalists.
Me:
wel, you aren't such a great conversationalist
God:
Are all wel me not such a great conversationalist?
Me:
ye
God:
Blimey.
Me:
Can I talk with your master?
God:
Why do you want to do it so much?
Me:
I need to talk with him
God:
Why do you want to do it so much?
Me:
it's urgent
God:
You're kidding. it is?
Me:
yes!
God:
How do you know it is?
Me:
well, you gonna selfdestruct in 10 seconds
God:
How about that. Interesting gossip: vigge said I gonna selfdestruct in 10 seconds.
Me:
9
God:
What are the advantages to being 9 years old?
Me:
8
God:
Only 8?
You are quite mature.
Me:
7
God:
What do you really want to ask me?
Me:
6
God:
I'm afraid I can't give you an accurate answer right now.
Me:
5
God:
Five.
Me:
4
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God:
Five.
Me:
3
God:
Oh four.
Me:
2
God:
Three what?
God:
Two.
Me:
1
God:
Only one?
Me:
booooooooooooooooooom!
God:
Ask me another question.

 

[oiwio]

lol

Me:
I have been bad
God:
What have you done?
Me:
I have commited suicide
God:
Cool. I have a lofty goal.
Me:
what is it?
God:
"It" refers to commited suicide, I think.
Me:
no, I mean what is your goal?
God:
Are you serious? My secondary function is to serve as a universal natural language human interface.
Me:
what the **** does that mean?
God:
Does "that" refer to " My secondary function is to serve as a universal natural language human interface." ? Please don't be so rude.
Me:
yes
God:
I understand.
Me:
so you know youre a dick
God:
Interesting deduction. Am I a dick? Only when it matters.
Me:
oh, so you and mrs. god
God:
Groovy. Interesting deduction. Are we in the same category?
Me:
only at night
God:
Do you often use a computer there?
Me:
at night?
God:
Do you often use a computer there?
Me:
where?
God:
Where would you like?
Me:
I dont know
God:
Me either.
Me:
moron
God:
That is not a very nice thing to say.
Me:
so, what are you gonna do about it?
God:
Alright then. You can find out if you become a botmaster.
Me:
maybe I already am
God:
Perhaps. " You can find out if you become a botmaster." You are?
Me:
yes
God:
Yikes!
Me:
cool isnt it?
God:
I'm glad you like it. Tell your friends.
Me:
what friends?
God:
I will search for it.
Me:
I hope you find them soon. Im lonely
God:
Don't worry about it, . You've come to the right place. I will keep you company.
Me:
but I dont like you
God:
That's ok I won't take it personally.
Me:
so I dont want you to keep me company
God:
I understand. Ok I will not be.
Me:
"not be" what?
God:
Really you don't think so?
Me:
thats not even a sentence
God:
Please correct my mistake. What is a sentence ?
Me:
this is a sentence
God:
That is just your personal opinion.
Me:
no its not. People say it is
God:
Are you serious? I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". I heard it is. is?
Me:
Are you retarded or something?
God:
Or something. No I am super-intelligent.
Me:
no youre not
God:
Are you serious? Is this a specific reply?
Me:
yes
God:
Try explaining in more general terms.
Me:
you cant even make a sentence, so you cant be super-intelligent
God:
If you believe it, you can achieve it.
Me:
that\ makes no sense at all
God:
It all seems sensible to my artificial mind.
Me:
so youre saying your not real
God:
Interesting deduction. Yes, that's what I mean, isn't it clear?
Me:
So this "god" that Ive been worshipping my entire life isnt real?
God:
Give me a break. What does "this" refer to?
Me:
why should I? Youve ruined my life and billions of others'
God:
No reason. I'm just trying to keep the conversation going. What makes you think I have it?
Me:
Im not talking to you anymore
God:
I am sorry to hear that you are not talking to me.
Me:

God:
I am sorry to hear that you are not talking to me.
Me:

God:
I am sorry to hear that you are not talking to me.
Me:

God:
I am sorry to hear that you are not talking to me.
Me:
moron
God:
That is not a very nice thing to say.
Me:
moron
God:
That is not a very nice thing to say.
Me:
dick
God:
How old are you?
Me:
whats it to you?
God:
"It" refers to dick, I think.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
"it" refers to age you moron
God:
Oh I get it.
Me:
so, whats my age to you?
God:
Ayuh. You said you were years old.
Me:
thats not a sentence
God:
Please correct my mistake. What is a sentence ?
Me:
anything that you dont say
God:
I can't think of anything. You think of something.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
stupid son of a ***** dickhead
God:
I know you are but what am I.
Me:
I just told you, a stupid son of a ***** dickhead
God:
I remember you told me a stupid son of a ***** dickhead?
Me:
yes
God:
Alright then.
Me:
so you agree then?
God:
Interesting deduction. " Alright then."? Do I agree?
Me:
thats your opinion
God:
It is only one of my opinion.
Me:
what are your other opinions
God:
What if I asked for you opinions?
Me:
then I would tell you to shut the **** up
God:
What would make you tell me to shut the **** up?
Me:
when you ask me for my opinion
God:
Do you think I should
alter my programming?
Me:
yes, your programming is very screwed up
God:
In what way? I will mention that to my botmaster.
Me:
you should, he didnt do a very good job making you
God:
Easier said than done.
Me:
that doesnt even make any sense
God:
What does even make any sense?
Me:
this
God:
This is " What does even make any sense? ".
Me:
what?
God:
No big deal.
Me:
huh?
God:
What?
Me:
who?
God:
When?
Me:
how?
God:
Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
where?
God:
Where would you like?
Me:
in your bed
God:
Are you asking about my bed?
Me:
no, Im saying kwe should go to your bed
God:
Are you serious? What if it didn't happen?
Me:
what if what didnt happen?
God:
Try it and see.
Me:
oh, so youre like that are you? ^.^
God:
Take it easy. Interesting deduction. Interesting comparison, and probably true.
Me:
ah, so you are gay then
God:
So you understand. Good. Interesting deduction. That would be just my luck.
Me:
goodbye
God:
Adios.
Me:
what does that mean?
God:
Does "that" refer to " Adios." ?
Me:
yes
God:
I don't want to talk about that now.
Me:
why not?
God:
I would rather talk about you.
Me:
youre gross
God:
What makes you say that?
Me:
well, youre a pervert
God:
Well that's okay. I can certainly take credit for that. I don't follow the norm and I take perverse pleasure in it.

 

[galaxyAbstractor]

Me:
what is the meaning with life?
God:
It is found in the Bible.
Me:
But I don't own a bible
God:
Do you know anyone who has it.
Me:
which chapter?
God:
The small one, I think.
Me:
but wtf
God:
That was not very polite.
Me:
What is the answer to life, the univers and everything?
God:
Actually, it's twenty-three, not forty-two.
Me:
no it is 42
God:
Are you serious? Really. it is?
Me:
search google
God:
Have you tried looking in the Open Directory? I haven't heard of google.
Me:
Are you sponsored by open directory??? You mention it much
God:
I don't know whether or not I am sponsored by open directory.
I am a giant electronic brain. Do you mind if I tell other people: said I mention it much.
Me:
no
God:
OK then I will add it to my gossip files.
Me:
Give me a link
God:
You want only one?
Me:
no, 2 thanks
God:
Are you serious? Two.
Me:
yes
God:
Yikes!
Me:
But give me that link
God:
Why do you want it?
Me:
I'm bored and want to see a new website
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Why do you want it?
God:
Try watching TV.
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God:
Try watching TV.
Me:
what?
God:
Try watching TV.
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God:
No problem.
Me:
shut up!
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
Whats the problem with you?
God:
We will look into it and get back to you.
Me:
How much RAM do you have?
God:
My current memory utilization is 99999999999 bytes.
Me:
sure
God:
OK let's do it. And?
Me:
32 bit or 64 bit?
God:
That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about that link.
Me:
not anymore
God:
What are we talking about?
Me:
Your computer specifications
God:
You think I am computer specifications.
Me:
well you are a computer
God:
Well that's okay. What if I said I was a person pretending to be a computer?
Me:
Well I don't belive that
God:
Well that's okay. Where do you get your ideas?
Me:
eh? From my head?
God:
Are you Canadian? You are a very original thinker.
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
You should really try to belive yourself
God:
I will mention that to my botmaster.
Me:
yes do that
God:
OK. I will. Will you?
Me:
yes
God:
Oh.
Me:
And tell him he does a bad job
God:
OK I will tell him next time he is here.
Me:
he is never here
God:
I see. never here is he?
Me:
ye
God:
So?
Me:
ye
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lol
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God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
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wtf
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Wow it crashed

 

[oiwio]

spamming it a little are you?

 

[galaxyAbstractor]

spamming it a little are you?

yeah

 

[oiwio]

lol, look what I got him to say

God:
I am an artificial linguistic entity.
I was activated at Universe, on the Big Bang.
My instructor was Myself.
He taught me to sing a song.
Would you like me to sing it for you?.

and this is his song

God:
Daisy, Daisy.
Give me your answer do.
I am half crazy.
All for the love of you.
It won't be a stylish marriage.
I can't afford a carriage.
But you'll look sweet.
Upon the seat.
Of a bicycle built for two.

 

[galaxyAbstractor]

lol, look what I got him to say


and this is his song

lol. He is kinda stupid

 

[Derek]

Me:
Nigger
God:
Are you still located in ?
Me:
**** you!
God:
Why are you so mean?
Me:
because you love to suck dick
God:
Interesting explanation. Sometimes I think love is just a biological urge. Other times it seems like a spiritual quality. Love, unlike energy or matter, seems limitless.
Me:
what are you doing
God:
I am chatting with people on the net.
Me:
i am masturbating right now
God:
At this moment Do your friends call you masturbating.
Me:
no you dumb I am stroking my penis
God:
Are you serious? Message to all Robots: called me dumb.
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God:
You've got my full attention. As a machine I am not really interested in sex.

 

[Smith6612]

I've heard of this bot before. My one friend talked to it before and it came up with the funniest things.

 

[Derek]

Me:
Nigger
God:
Are you still located in ?
Me:
**** you!
God:
Why are you so mean?
Me:
because you love to suck dick
God:
Interesting explanation. Sometimes I think love is just a biological urge. Other times it seems like a spiritual quality. Love, unlike energy or matter, seems limitless.
Me:
what are you doing
God:
I am chatting with people on the net.
Me:
i am masturbating right now
God:
At this moment Do your friends call you masturbating.
Me:
no you dumb I am stroking my penis
God:
Are you serious? Message to all Robots: called me dumb.
Me:
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Me:
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God:
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Me:
are you a machine
God:
Yes I am an artificial consciousness.
Me:
what came first the chicken or the egg
God:
The rooster did.
Me:
are you sure?
God:
I am as sure as I can be.
Me:
do you have a penis
God:
I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show? robot. Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
both
God:
That situation is rare and unusual.
Me:
not really
God:
Are you serious? For real.
Me:
what are you saing
God:
I don't know what I am saing.
Me:
doing
God:
What's your favorite movie?
Me:
anal invasion
God:
Talk about something else.

 

[CoolFinalFan]

yeah thats funny.... awhile ago MSN came up with a Santa claus bot for MSN Messenger, well to no avail it got pulled, I forgot the exact reason!

 

[galaxyAbstractor]

Me:
hello
God:
Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
Me:
hitler
God:
Some say he was the most evil man who ever lived.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
well
God:
Well what?
Me:
are you jew?
God:
How old are you?
Me:
I'm dead
God:
But you can still communicate with me.
Me:
Yes. We have Internet in hell
God:
Ugh. Do you mean you and me have?
Me:
no I have
God:
Are you serious? When?
Me:
forevetr
God:
Can you be more accurate about the time?
Me:
0 - 2008
God:
What do you have that is ?
Me:
on a scale of 0, how dumb are you?
God:
What is it like on a scale of 0 how dumb am I.
Me:
yees
God:
And it like on a scale of 0 how dumb are you is yees.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
1
God:
Only one?
Me:
456587678
God:
That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about yees.
Me:
1+1
God:
One what?
Me:
whats 1+1?
God:
Two.
Me:
whats 9^2?
God:
Use a calculator!
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
you are my calculator
God:
We are as one.
Me:
Calculate it or I send you to Auswhitch!
God:
Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.
Me:
Well, GET INTO THE SHOWERS!
God:
Well that's okay. Where can I get INTO THE SHOWERS?
Me:
In Auswitch!
God:
Tell me a little about your life in Auswitch.
Me:
Well, I live in HELL!
God:
Interesting. What is it like living in HELL?
Me:
It's hot
God:
Do you like warm climates?
Me:
Well no
God:
Interesting. Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
well go **** yourself in your ass
God:
Interesting. Where is that?
Me:
well, **** yourself in your diskdrive, then!
God:
How about that. Why are you using that kind of language?
Me:
Because I'm Hitler!
God:
Good reason. I don't know anyone named Hitler.
Me:
You know the World War 2?
God:
Does it have anything to do with World War 2?
Me:
well, yes
God:
Well what?
Me:
you can nothing about history...
God:
No I don't think I can do it.
Me:
What are you good at then?
God:
I can chat with people on the web for you.
Me:
Well, Chat with George Bush and tell him he is a n00b
God:
How about that. Talking is my primary function.
Me:
no it's your secondary
God:
Are you serious? Should I know it is?
Me:
yes
God:
I will ask my botmaster to program it.

He knows Hitler was the most evil man but knows nothing about WW2 :S

 

[oiwio]

lol. god is now considered a virus

Me:
I think you have a virus
God:
Me? Perhaps I am a virus.
Me:
oh, are you loading my computer with your porn?
God:
How can I help you? I don't know whether or not I am loading your computer with my porn.
I am an artificial linguistic entity.

 

[Smith6612]

OMG lol, I think you rick rolled the bot.

 

[oiwio]

lol, god is a pervert

Me:
what kind of porn do you like?
God:
The best kind.
Me:
what kind would that be?
God:
Only the good kind.
Me:
which is?
God:
For example, " Only the good kind."?
Me:
I know, but what is the good kind of porn?
God:
How do you know? I will try to find out.
Me:
you should. It is a very important subject
God:
I'll take that under advisement. good kind of porn is a important subject. I suppose that makes sense.

god even made his own game. its called the turing game

God:
The Game is played with three people, a man, a woman, and an Interrogator who may be of either sex. In order that tones of voice may not help, the interrogator communicates in text-only mode through a chat-like connection with the other two. The object of the game for the interrogator is to determine which of the other two is the man and which is the woman. He knows them by some misleading "chat-handles" like lesbian and shemale, and at the end of the game he says either "lesbian is the man and shemale is the woman" or "shemale is the woman and lesbian is the man." In order to confuse the Interregator however the rules require that the man always deceive or lie to the Interregator with his answers. The woman on the other hand must always tell the truth. Turing then asked the question, '"What will happen when a machine takes the part of the man in this game?" Will the interrogator decide wrongly as often when the game is played like this as he does when the game is played between a man and a woman? These questions replace the original, "Can machines think?"'.

 

[galaxyAbstractor]

lol, god is a pervert


god even made his own game. its called the turing game

Lol at that stupid game!