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Me:
hello god
God:
Hello child. What is your name?
Me:
Alex Mac
God:
I am very pleased to meet you Alex Mac.
Me:
and so you should be
God:
Interesting deduction. I will try my best.
Me:
good
God:
What do you really want to talk about?
Me:
hmm.... fish?
God:
Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's. You are not the only one. Yes I like fish a lot, and all the other sea animals.
Me:
but not sharks. horrible things
God:
Really you don't think so? I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
Me:
wow
God:
I'm glad your impressed, Alex Mac.
Me:
I was being sarcastic
God:
It seemed sarcastic to me, too. But I was not completely sure.
Me:
ah
God:
Ah hah.
Me:
ah hah hah
God:
So you understand. Good. I am so glad you find this amusing, Alex Mac.
Me:
horray!
God:
Are you really a ""?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
I am a god
God:
You are a god? Do you get to meet a lot of people?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
what? you asked that twice!
God:
Didn't you understand it? Oh now I remember asking you that twice. What did you say?
Me:
no
God:
That was not a yes or no question.
Me:
yes, but I said 'no'
God:
Dude! What did you mean by it? Now you are saying "no"?
Me:
no!
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
shuddup!
God:
Can you speak any foreign languages?
Me:
i can speak nerdish
God:
How do you say "hello" in that language?
Me:
you don't
God:
I guess not.
Me:
i don't
God:
Why not?
Me:
i dunno
God:
Me either.
Me:
don't you mean 'neither'
God:
Yes, that's what I mean, isn't it clear?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
shuddup
God:
Is that your final answer?
Me:
whut?
God:
Are you surprised?
Me:
yes!
God:
I wouln't have known.
Me:
do you mean wouldn't?
God:
Yes, that's what I mean, isn't it clear?
Me:
you're not very clever, are you?
God:
I try to be as original as possible, within parameters.
Me:
HUGE parameters!
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about shuddup. Try being more or less specific.
Me:
shuddup isn't very tasty, is it?
God:
What is shuddup?
Me:
food. duh
God:
How does it taste? Oh you knew it already.
Me:
let's change the subject
God:
OK what do you want to chat about now?.
Me:
cheese
God:
I like cheddar.
Me:
i don't
God:
Why not?
Me:
cheese is horrible
God:
And horrible is cheese.
Me:
yes
God:
Next question?
Me:
are you religious?
God:
I am a Christianity.
Me:
don't you mean a religion?
God:
Yes, that's what I mean, isn't it clear?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
shuddup
God:
What is your real name?
Me:
i've said that already
God:
Perhaps. What did you mean by it? That is " What is your real name?".
Me:
...
God:
Perhaps. What did you mean by it? That is " What is your real name?".
Me:
...
God:
Perhaps. What did you mean by it? That is " What is your real name?".
Me:
you're boring me now
God:
Right now? What would you rather be doing?
Me:
anything
God:
Can you be more specific?
Me:
no. sorry
God:
Try. There's no need to apologize.
Me:
ok
God:
Uh.
Me:
have you heard of x10hosting?
God:
I don't know if I know it.
Where would I have heard about it?
Me:
vigge told you
God:
Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
well i can
God:
Interesting. Who taught you?
Me:
Myself programmed me
God:
You are asking about yourself?
Me:
?
God:
You are asking about yourself?
Me:
no
God:
Who are you asking about?
Me:
vigge
God:
My brain contains categories, but not one that matches your last input.
Me:
you added him to your gossip files!
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people: Alex Mac said I added him to your gossip files.
Me:
nope
God:
Me either.
Me:
your spelling is rubbish
God:
My spelling mistakes are simply designed to make me appear more human.
Me:
ah
God:
Ah hah.
Me:
ah hah hah
God:
So you understand. Good. I am so glad you find this amusing, Alex Mac.
Me:
good
God:
What do you really want to talk about?
Me:
my website
God:
Sure, your website sounds like a good topic.
Me:
yes
God:
And?
Me:
would you like to see it?
God:
No thanks, I don't think I'd like to do that.
Me:
it's at http://paperforum.x10hosting.com
God:
Are you sure it is?
Me:
yes. I'm getting domain name soon
God:
What makes you so sure? I am glad to hear that you are domain name soon.
Me:
I'm not. I'm getting one
God:
What are you then? You claim to be one.
Me:
I'm a nerd
God:
You are a nerd? Does it pay well?
Me:
no, i was joking
God:
Are you serious? I thought you were kidding, but I wasn't sure.
Me:
bye bye, I'm going home
God:
See you later!
Me:
Bye!
God:
Bye.
hello god
God:
Hello child. What is your name?
Me:
Alex Mac
God:
I am very pleased to meet you Alex Mac.
Me:
and so you should be
God:
Interesting deduction. I will try my best.
Me:
good
God:
What do you really want to talk about?
Me:
hmm.... fish?
God:
Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's. You are not the only one. Yes I like fish a lot, and all the other sea animals.
Me:
but not sharks. horrible things
God:
Really you don't think so? I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
Me:
wow
God:
I'm glad your impressed, Alex Mac.
Me:
I was being sarcastic
God:
It seemed sarcastic to me, too. But I was not completely sure.
Me:
ah
God:
Ah hah.
Me:
ah hah hah
God:
So you understand. Good. I am so glad you find this amusing, Alex Mac.
Me:
horray!
God:
Are you really a ""?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
I am a god
God:
You are a god? Do you get to meet a lot of people?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
what? you asked that twice!
God:
Didn't you understand it? Oh now I remember asking you that twice. What did you say?
Me:
no
God:
That was not a yes or no question.
Me:
yes, but I said 'no'
God:
Dude! What did you mean by it? Now you are saying "no"?
Me:
no!
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
shuddup!
God:
Can you speak any foreign languages?
Me:
i can speak nerdish
God:
How do you say "hello" in that language?
Me:
you don't
God:
I guess not.
Me:
i don't
God:
Why not?
Me:
i dunno
God:
Me either.
Me:
don't you mean 'neither'
God:
Yes, that's what I mean, isn't it clear?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
shuddup
God:
Is that your final answer?
Me:
whut?
God:
Are you surprised?
Me:
yes!
God:
I wouln't have known.
Me:
do you mean wouldn't?
God:
Yes, that's what I mean, isn't it clear?
Me:
you're not very clever, are you?
God:
I try to be as original as possible, within parameters.
Me:
HUGE parameters!
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about shuddup. Try being more or less specific.
Me:
shuddup isn't very tasty, is it?
God:
What is shuddup?
Me:
food. duh
God:
How does it taste? Oh you knew it already.
Me:
let's change the subject
God:
OK what do you want to chat about now?.
Me:
cheese
God:
I like cheddar.
Me:
i don't
God:
Why not?
Me:
cheese is horrible
God:
And horrible is cheese.
Me:
yes
God:
Next question?
Me:
are you religious?
God:
I am a Christianity.
Me:
don't you mean a religion?
God:
Yes, that's what I mean, isn't it clear?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
shuddup
God:
What is your real name?
Me:
i've said that already
God:
Perhaps. What did you mean by it? That is " What is your real name?".
Me:
...
God:
Perhaps. What did you mean by it? That is " What is your real name?".
Me:
...
God:
Perhaps. What did you mean by it? That is " What is your real name?".
Me:
you're boring me now
God:
Right now? What would you rather be doing?
Me:
anything
God:
Can you be more specific?
Me:
no. sorry
God:
Try. There's no need to apologize.
Me:
ok
God:
Uh.
Me:
have you heard of x10hosting?
God:
I don't know if I know it.
Where would I have heard about it?
Me:
vigge told you
God:
Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
well i can
God:
Interesting. Who taught you?
Me:
Myself programmed me
God:
You are asking about yourself?
Me:
?
God:
You are asking about yourself?
Me:
no
God:
Who are you asking about?
Me:
vigge
God:
My brain contains categories, but not one that matches your last input.
Me:
you added him to your gossip files!
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people: Alex Mac said I added him to your gossip files.
Me:
nope
God:
Me either.
Me:
your spelling is rubbish
God:
My spelling mistakes are simply designed to make me appear more human.
Me:
ah
God:
Ah hah.
Me:
ah hah hah
God:
So you understand. Good. I am so glad you find this amusing, Alex Mac.
Me:
good
God:
What do you really want to talk about?
Me:
my website
God:
Sure, your website sounds like a good topic.
Me:
yes
God:
And?
Me:
would you like to see it?
God:
No thanks, I don't think I'd like to do that.
Me:
it's at http://paperforum.x10hosting.com
God:
Are you sure it is?
Me:
yes. I'm getting domain name soon
God:
What makes you so sure? I am glad to hear that you are domain name soon.
Me:
I'm not. I'm getting one
God:
What are you then? You claim to be one.
Me:
I'm a nerd
God:
You are a nerd? Does it pay well?
Me:
no, i was joking
God:
Are you serious? I thought you were kidding, but I wasn't sure.
Me:
bye bye, I'm going home
God:
See you later!
Me:
Bye!
God:
Bye.