save the person above you!

[mattura]

I cut the cat in half to make two short cats,
but two halves also make a hole, which I fall through

 

[zelda4evr]

i use the gravity from the moon to pull you back up, but now my hands are stuck to it.

 

[QueenHawkeye]

I chop up your hands and feed them to some gators, but now they want more!

 

[dpogary]

i slap the gators and tell them "moma says you need a toothbrush for alls your teeth" But now Snakes in the Gators swamp bit me

 

[Swiblet]

I tied the snakes to each other, wrapped it around a tree branch overhead, and swung you out of danger with it, but the snake's butt that I was holding onto for dear life pooped on me and this particular snake craps sulfuric acid. OW. I'm slipping.

~~Ben

 

[alexandgruntz]

I wake you out of your crazy dream , but now I'm in a world without chocolate. :biggrin:

 

[dpogary]

i make choclate but the chocolate is hott and burning me

 

[trebor]

I get you an Ice Cube, Unfortunately now all I can hear is Rap music...

 

[Swiblet]

I shot Ice Cube in the face, but now the entire black community is after me, not understanding that I only killed for the pain of my ears!!! THEY HAVE MOLOTOV COCKTAILS!!!

~~Ben

 

[dpogary]

i drink the cocktails till i drop....but now im passed out and drowning in booz

 

[Synkc]

Luckily a plane full of monkeys crashes nearby, and all the monkeys drink the left-over alcohol. Unfortunately, the monkeys now can't tell the difference between you and a banana.

 

[DefecTalisman]

Using the picture card technique I teach the monkeys the difference between humans and bananas.

Even though my attempts of teaching the monkey was valiant, they still have this thing for humans and now I cant stop them from humping my leg !

 

[shaunak]

I sprinkle hot concentrated sulphuric acid on you foot......... no foot...... no monkeys.

But now the acid has reacted with a mysterious radioactive element .... "pentium" in the soil and has caused the worms in the soil to mutate into super worms.

Each worm is the size of a football stadium........ and its comming after me.... and fast.......HALP!!!

 

[DefecTalisman]

Simple solution of slug pellets and water in a Super Soaker and off I go to hunt giant killer slugs.

Problem is now the slugs are melting and the gas they are giving off is deadly to people with dark hair. Help I cant breath.

 

[Sharky]

I go to the shop and get some hair bleaching equipment.

But...It leaked and is having the undesired effect of bleaching all my clothes!

 

[DefecTalisman]

Hey you never saved me man.

What am i going to do about the poisen gas from the melting slugs?

 

[NSChan]

I quickly pass Sharky a sweet suite and tie combo to replace his bleeched clothes, I also vacuum the poision gas away from the slugs which i Salt. and for no apaent reason I fall over and graze my knee T^T

 

[Synkc]

And because you suffer from OCD and the addiction of patterns, I push you over again to graze the other knee; this way you won't go insane. But now you're angry at me, and push me out of the plane that we, coincidentally, were flying in.

 

[Swiblet]

Defectalisman, the gas, you said, is deadly for people with dark hair. You get your hair bleached, and it's not deadly any more ^-^.

Coincidentally, I fall from a helicopter, land on the huge flying mutt Sabastian flies in The NeverEnding story, and I rip Sabastian's throat out. I ride the mutt to you and save you. However, the mutt caught you in his mouth and he's hungry as hell. If you get eaten...I'll feel guilty!!! AGH!!

~~Ben

 

[shaunak]

Luckily there is a shiny new F22 Raptor parked nearby.
I hop into the jet and lock on to the mongrel.......
I fire two missiles.....
One hits the mutt and implodes it.....

The other one develops a programming snag and locks on to me instead....

Now imm trying to out fly the rocket.......
But the sharp turns are taking a toll on my body....
Imm about to black out......