The Never-ending story

[cyberxzt]

everyone started screaming,

 

[Conor]

and one little boy even peed his pants.

 

[cyberxzt]

Except, his pee was green!
:roflwtf:

 

[foggysmoke]

It turns out that that little boy

 

[cyberxzt]

was an alien from

 

[Conor]

x10Hosting.com forums, and his name was

 

[cyberxzt]

Bryon! His best friend Corey,

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Not in story:
He He He!

 

[Nathan]

liked to drink whiskey off the chests of young asian men

 

[Conor]

. He also liked going to Australia to

 

[Nathan]

find that big useless rock in the middle of the continent which really serves no purpose at all except to be a tourist attraction but it defiently lured Corey in because he likes big red things.

 

[lambada]

As he was drawn into it, a rock crevice opened and he saw

 

[Nathan]

young asian men holding bottles of whiskey!

 

[cyberxzt]

They were singing

 

[The_Magistrate]

while Corey said... "I'm kickin' the habit boys! See ya!"

 

[Alejandro]

in that exact moment, a crowd

 

[Chris Z]

came rushing in and stole the young asian boys' whiskey and gave it to the poor people in ethiopia who lived on and

 

[RiplasH]

gleefully traded it in for some banana vodka ice-cream :eek4:

 

[The_Magistrate]

This was magical ice-cream... Whomever ate it

 

[Conor]

grew a great big

 

[Nathan]

overly enlarged male parts...