Vending Machine (Game)

[ichwar]

You get dust turning into gnats.

I insert rivers of blood and stinking fish.

 

[descalzo]

You get a Norwegian vampire.

I put in a clove of garlic.

 

[zen-r]

You get a vampire that first scares you, but then has useful blood pressure lowering qualities!

I insert a wooden stake.

 

[descalzo]

You get 100 well fed termites.

I insert a Beatles album.

 

[zen-r]

You get a 12 inch album made of Shellac from the secretion of Beetles.

I insert a compact cassette.

 

[ichwar]

You get a compact disk all tangled up in reams of tape.
Edit:
I insert the http://forums.x10hosting.com/computers-technology/99650-jealous-see.html thread.

 

[mattura]

You get green envy!

I insert a phial of mysterious liquid

 

[ichwar]

You get some of the slime leftover after zen-r finished evolving. Or is he still evolving?hnoes:

I insert some zen-r pickling liquid.

 

[descalzo]

You get a dill diode.

I insert a gherkin.

 

[alexandgruntz]

You get a burger.

I insert my expired passport (expires today).

BTW TLA = three letter acronym.

 

[zen-r]

You get an embarrassingly old photo of yourself, which makes all the Customs officials gather round & laugh at you.

I insert a new photo of you :

 

[ichwar]

You get accused of fraudulent attempts and get sentenced to death by dying.

I insert jaunty jackalope.

 

[descalzo]

You get a cup of Yummy Yeti Yogurt.

I insert a 50 paisa coin ( 100 paisas == 1 Nepalese rupee)

 

[ichwar]

You get 1/2 a rupee!

I insert a silver half dollar.

 

[alexandgruntz]

You get a New Zealand 50c coin.

I insert tissues.

 

[zen-r]

You get dispensed empty coffee cups, & mass of big soggy tissues.

I insert a chimney brush.

 

[descalzo]

You get a heavy metal version of "Chim Chim Cher-ee".

I insert an umbrella.

 

[zen-r]

You get made to spend the next 6 weeks trying to pull it back out again.

I insert ˙ʇxǝʇ uʍop ǝpısdn ǝɯos

 

[alexandgruntz]

You get right-way-up text.

I insert a text message.

 

[zen-r]

You get no response because all your friends are ignoring you today.

I insert a predictive text message.