Vending Machine (Game)

[zen-r]

You get 10 x 8.

I insert a pico projector.

 

[alexandgruntz]

You get a cellphone with a projector.

I insert the terrible weather we've been having today.

 

[mattura]

You get sunshine coming out of your ass!

I insert a chocolate torch

 

[zen-r]

You get a snack which lights up your life.

I insert some food which you always feel guilty afterwards for eating.

 

[alexandgruntz]

You get chocolate fish.

I insert two weeks.

 

[mattura]

You get fourteen days

I insert my finger

 

[zen-r]

You get :thefinger

I insert a vending machine upgrade.

 

[alexandgruntz]

You get a vending machine with super powers.

I insert my Dell computer next to me, hoping for an upgrade

 

[mattura]

You get a mac! Only problem is it's from the 1990s and therefore too rubbish to use...

I insert a stick of kryptonite

 

[zen-r]

You get kryp today. In large doses!

I insert the free x10hosting service (upgrade.....upgrade!.....:fingersx: )

 

[rallan]

You get kryp today. In large doses!

I insert the free x10hosting service (upgrade.....upgrade!.....:fingersx: )

You receive a choice.

You take the blue pill and the story ends. You wake in your bed and the hosting stays the same.

You take the red pill and you stay in Wonderland and I show youthow deep the rabbit-hole goes.

Remember -- all I am offering is the truth, nothing more.

I insert the pill of your choice.

 

[nexhunter]

and you get zen waking up in your room. I insert my cellphone

 

[zen-r]

You get vibrate mode causing earthquakes in India.

I insert pheromones.

 

[alexandgruntz]

You get a word which I don't know the meaning of.

I insert scratches.

 

[zen-r]

You get mauled by a tiger.

I re-insert pheromones.

 

[mattura]

You get a fat ugly person of undefined sexuality who comes on to you...

I insert a pair of knickers

 

[zen-r]

You receive the knickers back, with the person of your dreams inside them (a Sumo wrestler! )

I insert something inflatable.

 

[alexandgruntz]

You pop.

I insert a fuzzy radio.

 

[zen-r]

You get music from Blur.

I insert a 10 second count down to zero.

 

[mattura]

You get a sumo-wrestler sitting on you, causing you to disappear up his backside

I insert a taxi rank, including three taxis