Vending Machine (Game)

[mattura]

You get a seahorse

I insert a baby

 

[zen-r]

You get arrested.

I insert a contortionist.

 

[adamparkzer]

You get ichwar breaking his body into three pieces.

I insert a cup of ice water.

 

[zen-r]

You get ichwar telling you to stop it, & asking for a towel.

I throw a custard pie into the machine.

 

[adamparkzer]

You get a full Parkzer.

I insert a standardized college entrance exam.

 

[alexandgruntz]

You get three NCEA credits.

I insert the recent telethon.

 

[zen-r]

You get a jellython.

I insert a mirror.

 

[ichwar]

You see yourself looking like ichwar!

I insert some zener-deuglifier spray.

 

[zen-r]

The spray evaporates because it can't improve upon perfection.

I insert an English Grammar self-teach training course for ichwar.

 

[ichwar]

You get ichwar teaching zen-r all he'll ever need to know about grammar and spelling!

I insert a spelling course for zen-r. (One that makes the distinction between realize, the right spelling, and realise, the wrong spelling)

 

[zen-r]

You get the realisation that the Americans can't spell!

I insert an English course in English (not American!)

 

[ichwar]

You get an old outdated English course.

I insert the latest and greatest English course. (Those are only available in American, you know! [noparse][/noparse] )

 

[zen-r]

You get nothing, as this very vending machine was in fact first used commercially & born in England ;

http://inventors.about.com/od/uvstartinventions/a/vending.htm

So your new-fangled American course books (actually just comics) are completely rejected by a machine of such intellect.


I insert American obesity.

 

[ichwar]

You get a class of people that I'll never fall into. Sorry man, you're forever bound to be in the opposite class from me!

 

[zen-r]

You get a class of people that I'll never fall into. Sorry man, you're forever bound to be in the opposite class from me!

FAIL!!

I insert ichwar, since he FAILed to insert anything!

 

[ichwar]

You get a "Banned" ticket.

I insert zen-r!

 

[zen-r]

You get the entire contents of the machine, because my monetary value is so high.

I insert something amazing.

 

[ichwar]

You get ichwar!

I insert something dull and cloudy.

 

[adamparkzer]

You get ichwar again!

I insert a quilt.

 

[alexandgruntz]

You get ichwar yet again! :biggrin:

I insert Split Browser.