Vending Machine (Game)

[alexandgruntz]

U gt txt spk.

I insert my app which hasn't yet crashed when installed properly (though the UI is too tall for my netbook).

 

[ichwar]

You get the alt key. Very useful for moving around windows that are larger than the screen.

I insert the ctrl key. Very useful on winDos for attempting to recover from crashes.

 

[zen-r]

You get AdBlock & the x10 Ignore User option - very useful for removing ichwar from my screen. :biggrin:

 

[ichwar]

Hmmm, you didn't insert anything. So you can get a free preinstalled edition of linux.

I insert my two new emoticons I'm about to introduce.

 

[zen-r]

(I guess I was too busy jumping & singing about having removed ichwar, to remember to insert anything! :biggrin

You get a warning not to annoy zen-r with the 2 new emoticons.

I insert a warning sign.

 

[ichwar]

You get warned not to bug ichwar again.

I insert a "Zen-r is not the answer" sign. :biggrin:

 

[zen-r]

You get a "Sign Overload" signal.

I insert some sign-eating munchkins.

 

[mattura]

you get a collection of metal poles and twisted metal

i insert an ogre (it's a tight fit)

 

[ichwar]

You turn into an ogres!

I insert NetBeans.

 

[mattura]

you get jelly beans!

I insert a long pike
Edit:
you get jelly beans!

I insert a long pike

 

[ichwar]

???

Ok, you get a pikeman.

I insert a short sword.

 

[alexandgruntz]

You get a dagger.

I insert tomorrow.

 

[ichwar]

You get today.

I insert picnik.

 

[zen-r]

You get an edited photo of a sandwich.

I insert a magic wand.

 

[alexandgruntz]

You get Harry Potter.

I insert RCT2.

 

[zen-r]

You get more random letters of the alphabet.

I insert a virus.

 

[ichwar]

You get winDos.

I insert the world's best AV.

 

[alexandgruntz]

You get Avast.

I insert expired candy.

 

[zen-r]

Get get double-the-crunch.

I insert a whisper.

 

[alexandgruntz]

You lose your voice because you're not using it enough and it's angry with you.

I insert paper.