Vending Machine (Game)

[achilleasgr]

The vending machine is giving you their worth on money; 2cents (or whatever it might be in your place)

I insert 7 coca-colas, 4 big bags of junk food, 6 beers, 4 pizzas, and enough money for cheap whores.

 

[smithee]

You get a heart attack for engaging in too much "activity" whilst being really obese.

I insert a sofa

 

[alexandgruntz]

You get a couch.

I insert a birthday cum Christmas present that my cousin got from us.

 

[achilleasgr]

The machine throws all the trash of the world to you, as a reminder of that it is not a trashcan.

I insert a christmas card

 

[alexandgruntz]

The machine throws all the trash of the world to you, as a reminder of that it is not a trashcan.

I insert a tennis ball.

 

[mattura]

you get half a tennis ball...

I insert your head

 

[alexandgruntz]

You get good maths marks and horrible English marks (despite English being my native language).

I insert today.

 

[dito7967]

You get tommorows Psychic prediction. It doesn't look very good.
I insert a nuclear bomb

 

[Danielx386]

You alway fails. Re do year 12

I insert Corey's x10 lunch in

 

[dito7967]

You get a questionably eatable substance.

I insert a 200 ton deck of cards.

 

[Danielx386]

you get my lunch, because I ate Corey's lunch!

I insert a time bomb

 

[dito7967]

<-* Rani has kicked Daniel from #games (*BOOM!*)

I insert your life savings

 

[Danielx386]

<-* Rani has kicked dito7967 from #games (*BOOM!*)

I insert your life savings

 

[dito7967]

You get a copy of Chewing Gum Simulator Deluxe Game with a questionable origin.

I insert e=mc^2

 

[Danielx386]

You get a copy of The Sims 3 Deluxe Game with a questionable origin

I insert win vista

 

[Smith6612]

You get a DVD Disk.

I insert Windows 7!

 

[dito7967]

You get a Narwhal eating your precious computer and a $1500 macbook if you promote apple (not endorsed by me).
I insert your freaky avatar.

 

[Smith6612]

You get a massive .svg which crashes your browser.

I insert a Sapper!

 

[Danielx386]

You got 4 GB of ram what won't work

I insert win server 2008 DVD

 

[Smith6612]

You get high RAM usage.

I insert a rocket ship.