Vending Machine (Game)

[mattura]

You get a picture of a 10-car pile-up.

I insert a 12-sided die

 

[Mr. DOS]

You get twelve death certificates.

I insert a pencil stub.

--- Mr. DOS

 

[alexandgruntz]

You get a brand new pencil.

I insert Christmas.

 

[fractalfeline]

You get Samhain.

I insert a tin whistle.

 

[alexandgruntz]

You get a plastic whistle.

I insert an RSS feed.

 

[mattura]

You get turned into an orange beacon!

I insert a compass

 

[Mr. DOS]

Bewildered, you materialize in a 4x4 vehicle on a safari.

I insert a Monster Truck Madness 2 CD.

--- Mr. DOS

 

[alexandgruntz]

You get a blank CD.

I insert a custom mix CD.

 

[fractalfeline]

You get a word salad.

I insert a dubloon.

 

[alexandgruntz]

You get fool's gold.

I insert the South Island.

 

[mattura]

You get the South Seas, and a ship in which to sail them...

I insert a devious pirate

 

[alexandgruntz]

You get The Pirate Bay.

I insert a torrent.

 

[smithee]

You get sued for pirated downloads

I insert an mp3 file

 

[alexandgruntz]

You get a smaller WMA file.

I insert VLC.

 

[mattura]

You get a traffic cone

I insert a roadblock

 

[alexandgruntz]

You get a road cone.

I insert a Wii.

 

[Mr. DOS]

You get tennis elbow.

I insert a couple broken guitar strings.

--- Mr. DOS

 

[fractalfeline]

You get a broken reed.

I insert my own finger.

 

[alexandgruntz]

It chops your finger off and gives you a surgeon.

I insert said surgeon.

 

[mattura]

You get a sturgeon!

I insert sushi