Vending Machine (Game)

[mattura]

you get a sticky situation

I insert blue cheese

 

[alexandgruntz]

You get yellow cheese.

I insert a semicolon.

 

[jasnk]

You get two full stops

I insert a new user (myself)

 

[alexandgruntz]

You get myself (an old user).

I insert a helicopter.

 

[mattura]

You get Ada Lovelace.

I insert seven wishes.

 

[alexandgruntz]

You get them voided.

I insert a DVD.

 

[mattura]

You get sliced up by the dvd as it fribees back through your neck

I insert a soft ball

 

[alexandgruntz]

You get whacked in the ding dongs.

I insert a memory leak.

 

[nuwanpra]

You get Blue Scree of Death

I Insert a RAM

 

[jasnk]

Assuming u mean the car brand and not random access memory, u get a Dodge Viper

I insert this thread.

 

[alexandgruntz]

You get everything that the machine gave out, including the explosions.

I insert a chain.

 

[cwalker]

You receive a teddy bear.
I insert the bear back in...

 

[jasnk]

to your dismay, the bear comes back out

 

[mattura]

[jasnk is forcibly inserted]

 

[alexandgruntz]

You get melted bones.

I insert my restricted licence (got it yesterday - now I can drive solo )

 

[jasnk]

It comes back out and you find out it's fake

I insert my apology since I forgot to insert something

 

[alexandgruntz]

You get a letter.

I insert NZ-built trains (here's hoping)

 

[fractalfeline]

You get an EZ bake oven.

I insert a jalapeno pepper.

 

[jasnk]

The pepper is too hot for the machine and it comes out.

I insert a joke

 

[alexandgruntz]

It comes out dry.

I insert chips.