Vending Machine (Game)

[smithee]

You get a deep fat fryer

I insert a door knob

 

[jasnk]

They come out soggy.

I insert adobe flashplayer.

 

[alexandgruntz]

You get every tech company except Apple.

I insert Silverlight.

 

[conzone]

You get a Broken Maglite

I insert 10 Window95 floppies

 

[fractalfeline]

The vending machine eats them, and spits a blue screen of death back out at you!

I insert MS-DOS

 

[conzone]

The venting machine reports himem.sys is missing

I insert a book called The Virgin Bride by Miranda Lee

 

[alexandgruntz]

You get a bride which is no longer a virgin.

I insert paper.

 

[jasnk]

it comes out crumpled

i insert a tea cup

 

[camarogranny]

You get a one-way ticket to china

I insert: dryer lint

 

[mattura]

You get fractalfeline, dressed as an accordion thief.

I insert rhhhhhum punch (and a spoonful of sugar)

 

[alexandgruntz]

You get punched in the face.

I insert a woman.

 

[mattura]

You get boobs

I insert moobs

 

[nuwanpra]

You got divorced.

I Insert Facebook

 

[fractalfeline]

You get thousands of invites from people you barely remember even meeting.

I insert MafiaWars.

 

[alexandgruntz]

You get war.

I insert cards.

 

[mattura]

you get the jack of clubs

I insert an anecdote

 

[alexandgruntz]

You get dotes (whatever they are).

I insert obsolete technology.

 

[penguin2254]

You get dotes (whatever they are).

I insert obsolete technology.

And the machine compacts it into the floppy disk

 

[mattura]

(you must have inserted that disk as you didn't mention anything else)

You get a hard dics

I insert Ivor Biggin

 

[alexandgruntz]

You get ivory.

I insert the spare computer.