Vending Machine (Game)

[Smith6612]

You get a rigged video game machine.

I insert gum

 

[hermitobserver]

The machine gets jammed...Good Job...

I pull out the gum and insert a CD...

 

[Pi606]

You get a CD-ROM: Consumer Disc Rendered Obsolete (in) Minutes

I insert a DVD.

 

[hermitobserver]

You get a DVD player, but you have no CD...so, Ha...=P

I put in a quarter...

 

[alexandgruntz]

Out comes nothing, as there is no 5c or 25c coin in New Zealand.

I insert Windows 7.

 

[Smith6612]

You get loads and loads of planning.

I insert code

 

[hermitobserver]

You get a more complex code...

I insert a flashdrive.

 

[Smith6612]

You get nitros.

I insert a PS1

 

[hermitobserver]

you get an angry mob, sucky graphics, and no new games.

I insert a torch (lit)

 

[alexandgruntz]

The soda machine gets burnt.

I buy a new soda machine, and insert carbon.

 

[cursedpsp]

you get a load of soot in your face

i insert my house, car and all my belongings

 

[Smith6612]

You get nothing out, and the return button breaks.

I insert a penny.

 

[hermitobserver]

you get a newer shinier penny.

I insert all of the soot that i got.

 

[alexandgruntz]

You get nothing, as I got the soot.

I insert a pen.

 

[Smith6612]

You get an ink gun that blows up when you touch it.

I insert a ball.

 

[hermitobserver]

you get a paint ball. And it blows up when you look at it.

I insert a cellphone.

 

[Smith6612]

You get an iPhone.

I insert Apple.

 

[hermitobserver]

you get a crapload of viruses, a bill, bad service, horrible applications, and non-user-friendly interface. Or maybe not.....=P

I insert a 500 and a 1/2 dollar bill.

 

[alexandgruntz]

You get an NZ50c coin and 5 NZ$100 notes.

I insert my new card reader.

 

[pilotaz]

you get an old card reader

i insert paper with all my leet passwords