Vending Machine (Game)

[Smith6612]

You get a penny.

I insert lag

 

[alexandgruntz]

You get the Internet.

I insert MIDI.

 

[callumacrae]

You don't get anything! Hahaha!!

I insert a virus.

 

[Smith6612]

You get loads of scrambled Binary Code.

I insert spammy AIM messages.

 

[callumacrae]

You get even more spammy AIM messages.

I insert a fish.

 

[Smith6612]

You get tuna fish.

I insert Alex Mac

 

[callumacrae]

You get a note saying:

Hahahahahahahahahahah!!!!!!!

and then the vending machine explodes in your face!

I insert a screwdriver to fix it.

 

[Smith6612]

You get loads of broken parts, with a vending machine that is destroyed.

I buy a new vending machine!

 

[pilotaz]

after Smith6612 bought new machine
i insert my gf

 

[Smith6612]

You get loads of Hershey Kisses.

I insert a Submarine Sandwich.

 

[pilotaz]

you get sounds like " hrum-hrum, mm... yammi... mmm"

i insert kebab

 

[Smith6612]

You get some food.

I insert an x10Hosting Member.

 

[zapperpost]

You get Smith6612 compressed in a thing that looks like the WinZip Icon, and is compressed with PPMd at an 87% ratio.

I insert a hamster.

 

[alexandgruntz]

You get a wheel.

I insert the message in my signature.

 

[zapperpost]

You get the sound file that should be familiar because you use avast! Antivirus:
"[3 beeps] A virus has been detected."
Virus Details:
Virus: Win32:Gregory_Wickwire [Adware]

I insert the big image in my signature.

 

[alexandgruntz]

You get hit on the head.

I insert avast!.

 

[zapperpost]

You get a copy of Kaspersky Internet Security with a license that expires on 12/31/9999 (MM/DD/YYYY), which will get blacklisted, because Kaspersky does not offer forever licenses.

I insert MY hamster.

 

[Smith6612]

You get a cooked hamster.

I insert a pizza.

 

[alexandgruntz]

You get Pizza Hut.

I insert Vista Home Premium.

 

[zapperpost]

You get Gentoo Linux, but on that seriously deformed penguin, there is the x10 icon.

,

,

YAY! I'M POST #300!

I insert the entire network of pirate torrents (somehow).