You get a giant explosion caused by the compression of atoms, which is just impossible, that blew up all of Africa (I think you're in The Democratic Republic of the Congo).
You get the Big Crunch. Too bad. We're all dead. Nothing will ever exist in this dimension ever again (for details, contact SpaceTel at spacetelcom@gmail.com, who is an astrophysicist named Siddarth Kaki.)
I insert a $1 bill.
P.S. I jacked up the reply feature with my huge images!