Vending Machine (Game)

[DeadBattery]

You get a chuck-e-cheese coin.

I insert my hand.

 

[alexandgruntz]

You get caught in the machine. How silly.

I insert a LEGO flash drive.

 

[DeadBattery]

Your computer becomes bricked.

I insert a tank.

 

[mattblog]

OWWWWWW ... You rolled over your bestest friend -> Me

I insert a "5 Dollar, 5 Dollar Foot Looooonnnnnnnnngggg"

 

[DeadBattery]

You get a 500 ft long sub that wraps and around you and suffocates you.

I insert a piece of gum.

 

[mattblog]

What Piece of Gum.. *Nom* *Nom*

I insert a fan which cools me on this ever so hot day

 

[mattura]

You get hot.

I insert mattblog's dog

 

[bhupendra2895]

You get brand new barking music
I insert Mattura's white bear.

 

[leafypiggy]

The bear mauls your face off.

I insert my paycheck from last week.

 

[mattblog]

you get bill gates laughing

i insert facebook

 

[leafypiggy]

You get Jason Calacanis telling Mark Zuckerburg he fails at life.

I insert 1 dollar.

 

[bhupendra2895]

You get $1.01 with interest.
I insert $999999.

 

[leafypiggy]

You get nothing back.

I insert uTorrent.

 

[FreedomForAll]

You get meTorrent.

I insert a Blu-Ray player.

 

[Kinight40]

You get a CD from 2950 when Blu-Ray is outdated

I insert my laundry

 

[mattura]

you get naked

I insert a g-string

 

[leafypiggy]

You get a freshly tuned guitar, or, the other option:

You get:

ERROR 404

Could not locate resource G-String on this server.. He'll never have one.


I insert my broken telephone line.

 

[guancharlie25]

You get: electrocuted and die

I insert a starcraft 2 beta key

 

[Kinight40]

You get: APB: All points bulletin

I insert fris.x10hosting.com

 

[frillypinkmonster]

You get a slice of raw bacon.

I insert a used condom.