Vending Machine (Game)

[micahraney56]

That would be way funnier if you knew who he is.

While trying to fit her in she spots Caleb and breaks out laughing. (Don't tell him I said this lol)

I insert Photoshop CS4.

 

[mattura]

You get a photoshopped, airbrushed picture of Caleb in the buff.

I insert my finger (rofl)

 

[micahraney56]

It is stuck. When you attempt to remove it, you hear a humorous sound.

After finally removing your finger, I insert a HUD from a first person shooter.

 

[mattura]

You get pwned!

I insert Doom

 

[conzone]

You get Duke Nukem Forever party ticket

I insert some rocking horse ****

 

[micahraney56]

Your eardrums are blasted out and the last thing you hear is not what you may have picked.

I insert an insultingly bad home video about Star Wars.

 

[athayr51323]

You get a puppy that relates in no way whatsoever.

I insert my dignity.

 

[micahraney56]

You get a tomato and cheese sandwich.

I insert Windows Vista. (Let's have some chaos on this one!)

 

[mattura]

You get some chaos!

I insert havoc.

 

[micahraney56]

You get a Windows Vista hooked up to a robot tank.

I insert a pair of pliers.

 

[mattura]

You get crinkle-cut

I insert some unicode characters

 

[mark96]

you get a nasty amateur representation of the linux penguin in unicode

i insert a can of strongbow

 

[micahraney56]

You get a cup of weak tea.

I insert $300 (and hope I don't get 300 packs of bubblegum).

 

[mattura]

You get 299 packs of bubblegum (the last one got stuck)

I insert £150

 

[micahraney56]

Love it.

You get a bunch of Special Forces units on you trying to take it for tax money.

I insert a white polar bear picture labeled mattura.

 

[conzone]

You get a nice fake fur rug

I insert a city map of Kodiak

 

[micahraney56]

You get a free copy of Land of the Lost on DVD.

I insert a vending machine.

 

[dragoonpl116]

You get a list of all vending machines in X10 HQ.
I insert...

#include <iostream>
using namespace std;
int main()
{
    cout << "Some C++ code" << endl;
    return 0;
}

 

[mattura]

You get an untraceable bug (the c code was bound to be written in a clever but very confusing way with no comments)

10 PRINT "I insert some BASIC"
20 GOTO 10

 

[htech]

You get a pile of basics infinitely high.

I insert a webcam.