Vending Machine (Game)

[dragoonpl116]

You've got fired!

I insert KERNEL PANIC!

 

[mattura]

You get trial by combat!

I insert teeth

 

[micahraney56]

You get $7.40 in change.

I insert...wait, haven't I already inserted a tooth?

I insert an italian restaurant.

 

[conzone]

You get pizza

I insert the oink from a pig

 

[micahraney56]

You get the bark that's worse than a bite.

I insert your non-tested image.

 

[DeadBattery]

You get cancer

I insert a high voltage wire.

 

[micahraney56]

You don't get anything. Wires can't be high-voltage unless they have a power source.

I insert a high-voltage power source.

 

[CWeb Creative]

You get a corsair PSU and a 3-Way SLI Computer.

I insert the FireFox Cub.

 

[manintan13]

You receive a SeaMonkey egg.

I insert five megabyte (not gigabyte) hard drive.

 

[krofunk]

You receive a rather bulky iPod classic with space for 1 song*

I insert a palm pre.

*song must be less than 5mb

 

[stardom]

You receive back a shiny new iPad 2!!!

I insert monopoly money.

 

[krofunk]

You get a diet pepsi rather than the coke you requested.

I insert my shiny new iPad 2.

 

[CWeb Creative]

You get a personal letter from steve jobs informing you that the true way to happiness is through Apple stock.

I insert Google Chrome.

 

[micahraney56]

You get IE 9 Beta (even though 9 is already out).

I insert a request to Adobe to create their own OS.

 

[dragoonpl116]

You get a mix of Photoshop and Unix, which supports only apps written in Assembler, Brainf*ck and Malborge.

I insert empty BD disc.

 

[mattura]

You get the monument to 1000 years of Russia, Velikiy Novgorod

I insert Ivan the Terrible

 

[andrew35133]

You get MineCraft

I insert my toe

 

[mattura]

you get a severed finger

I insert a steel gauntlet

 

[micahraney56]

You get an annoying blue genie in long underpants that grants himself a wish every day and won't give you any.

I insert 17.

 

[CWeb Creative]

You get 17 white elephants.

I insert Blue Light.