Vending Machine (Game)

[Interscopia]

You get a yellow, 5m Ethernet cable. Unlucky...

You deposit a large amount of copper wire into the machine...

 

[dragoonpl116]

You get silver coin from 1753 BC.
I insert time.

 

[Interscopia]

You get a box of chocolates.
I insert a rubber duck.

 

[mattura]

You get a rubber john.

I insert a plastic carrier bag (non-recyclable)

 

[micahraney56]

You get an Al Gore bobblehead with a bullet hole where his heart would be.

I insert a bowl of spaghetti (homemade!).

 

[Interscopia]

You get a licked clean bowl. *Burp*

I insert a large box into the machine...

 

[mattura]

You get your ears boxed!

I insert the 1924 Olympic Games

 

[stardom]

You get 45 Gold medals, 27 Silver Medals, and 27 Bronze Medals that the USA won

I insert an empty Mountain Dew bottle.

 

[mattura]

You get the fountain of youth

I insert a pirate

 

[micahraney56]

Oh gosh...Fine. You get a ninja with a bloody sword.

I insert something on a completely different topic.

 

[krofunk]

You receive a pm on that topic.

I insert my right arm (still attached)

 

[subi04sti19]

You receive a broken arm for sticking yours in there.

I insert a car key.

 

[micahraney56]

You recieve a lockpick kit.

I insert 17 random numbers.

 

[mattura]

You get Zac Effron (shame!)

I insert teletubbyland

 

[achilleasgr]

You get sucked to Wonderland (from Alice in Wonderland)

I insert porn.

 

[dragoonpl116]

You get a pair of gays

I insert my credit card.

 

[krofunk]

A man bursts from the back of the machine laughing (with card in hand)

I insert a table cloth

 

[berniedelosreyes59]

You got lady gaga meat dress.

I insert a cereal box

 

[micahraney56]

You are attacked by a possessed "Lucky" whose left arm is missing.

I insert water.

 

[achilleasgr]

It gets blessed and you receive Holy Water

I insert my father