Vending Machine (Game)

[micahraney56]

You get a yo mamma joke.

I insert a blank USB 2GB flash drive.

 

[Jennacide]

You get new cables from wikileaks

I insert a coffee cup O.O

 

[mattura]

You get a caffeine hit

I insert a carefree life

 

[fractalfeline]

You get complaints of boredom.

I insert said complaints...

 

[Zaccy]

You get a piece of paper that reads "I pity the fool that goes home complainin' to his mama"

I insert an OEM copy of Windows 7 Ultimate that's already been activated on another machine

 

[mattura]

You get Mr T, who as the new representative of Microsoft's anti piracy campaign, bursts out of the front of the machine shouting "Don't make me mad", while smashing your face into a pulp. Fool.

I re-insert Mr T back where he belongs...

 

[sotopagla47]

nice!!!:smile:

 

[micahraney56]

You get a FOOL wiff da pity all over his face.

I insert pity.

 

[khopcraft77]

You receive an angry pittied person, who now wants to kill himself.

I insert all the time I have spent on my computer in the last 5 years.

 

[micahraney56]

Forget it, it will never give anything back.

I insert an electric Batman toothbrush (Whee!).

 

[mattura]

You get the Batmobile! Result!!

I insert my current salary (hoping for a raise but can't see it happening...)

 

[peter40]

car insurence comes out :s (sorry im new to this)

i insert a blackpool crab

 

[mattura]

You get nipped on the nose

I insert some hosiery

 

[micahraney56]

You get a bathing suit.

I insert a power outage (which shows how dumb I am).

 

[Interscopia]

You get a massive electricity bill. Unlucky...

You insert a mars bar.

 

[krofunk]

You learn to work, rest and play.

I insert a note saying "this statement is false"

 

[essellar]

You get an old Cretan with halitosis.

I insert a pair of ducks.

 

[micahraney56]

You get seaweed which has striking resemblance to a bush.

I insert pizza.

 

[berniedelosreyes59]

You got pizza crusts, no cheeze, no pizza etc.
I insert webcam

 

[masshuu]

You get a sexy, sexy me.

I insert an apple.