Vending Machine (Game)

[nastus]

Out comes a subliminal message telling you to give away your wealth

I insert an elephant

 

[essellar]

You get a lot of exercise, a good reason to take a shower, and a large fine for trying to trade commercially in ivory.

I insert that screw that's always left over after I repair something claiming to have "no user-serviceable parts inside".

 

[mattura]

You get a screw loose...or do you already have that?!

I insert some wacky baccy

 

[micahraney56]

You get a Big Mac with a cucumber in a purple mask on the side.

I insert 2 hours of my time.

 

[3dhomejoe]

You get $5

I insert a green laser pointer

 

[mattura]

You get a teenagers loner rip

I insert custard

 

[krofunk]

You get nasty custard skin

I insert cocodamol.

 

[mattura]

You get high!

I insert an albatross

 

[micahraney56]

You get a can of tuna.

I insert an orange paintball.

 

[mattura]

You get an orange coal scuttle.

I insert a union jack bikini

 

[micahraney56]

You get a union jack shirt

I insert a snare drum

 

[ace_case]

You get a flying pink unicorn that only eats diamonds.

I insert a chocolate coin

 

[fractalfeline]

You get a gold bar!

I insert an insert!

 

[mattura]

You get an outsert (whatever that is)

I insert a beach volleyball trial

 

[micahraney56]

You get an utter failure.

I insert ibuprofen.

 

[ace_case]

You get a headache
I insert Lady Gaga

 

[micahraney56]

You get a New York T-Bone Steak! Nice find!!!

I insert a mirror (BWAHAHAHA!!!!)

 

[ace_case]

You get blinded

I insert my self

 

[mattura]

You get churned around a bit, then spat out, slightly slimmer than before.

I insert chutney

 

[essellar]

You get sticky fingers and a case of Delhi Belly.

I insert seven grams of the late Timothy Leary's ashes.