Vending Machine (Game)

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Out comes a subliminal message telling you to give away your wealth

I insert an elephant
 

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You get a lot of exercise, a good reason to take a shower, and a large fine for trying to trade commercially in ivory.

I insert that screw that's always left over after I repair something claiming to have "no user-serviceable parts inside".
 

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You get a screw loose...or do you already have that?!

I insert some wacky baccy
 

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You get a flying pink unicorn that only eats diamonds.

I insert a chocolate coin
 

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You get churned around a bit, then spat out, slightly slimmer than before.

I insert chutney
 

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You get sticky fingers and a case of Delhi Belly.

I insert seven grams of the late Timothy Leary's ashes.
 
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