Vending Machine (Game)

[mattura]

You get seven fine cuban cigars

I insert an 80s soundtrack mixtape

 

[micahraney56]

You get bad jokes played backwards.

I insert Flarp.

 

[mattura]

You get a mongoose!

I insert Lake Victoria

 

[ace_case]

You get a River

I insert a Dsi Xl

 

[micahraney56]

You get a photo booth roll.

I insert my hard drive.

 

[mattura]

You get thousands of hours of video of yourself on webcam

I insert a riot

 

[micahraney56]

You get an Airsoft Minigun with a pool table.

I insert batman's utility belt.

 

[mattura]

You get a searchlight

I insert a sarcastic teacher

 

[bigzz_ir34]

very good

 

[essellar]

You get a generation of emotionally crippled former students who don't understand the concept of the game (or life, in the broader sense), and use emoticons to compensate.

I insert the high horse I just stepped down from.

 

[mattura]

You get rocking-horse poo

I insert a pot-of-gold lily

 

[samiraloveja65]

thank you

 

[krofunk]

thank you

You get told to read the game rules and try again..

I insert my shirt collar (still attached to the shirt I am wearing)

 

[mattura]

You get ripped to shreds, along with your collar

I insert a ripped dvd

 

[jiasen]

You get a huge fine and a trip to jail.

I insert a vending machine.

 

[essellar]

You get infinite recursion and run out of stack space.

I insert my Zap Comix collection.

 

[mattura]

You get a superhero

I insert a cup of tea

 

[activeradio]

You get a wave from the four seas

I insert nothing

 

[ace_case]

You get a slap in the face.

I insert an Iphone

 

[mattura]

You get an ipod touch

I insert Steve Jobs (now that he doesn't have anything to do)