Vending Machine (Game)

[wendellcarper26]

You get a flying vending machine.

I insert a brand new, shiny penny.

 

[mattura]

You get a brand new, shiny [oh way too tempting...!] err...monkey!

I insert a rusty old barnacle

 

[BlueofFLE]

You get a pirate-themed restaurant and a guest appearance on a hit animated sitcom.

I insert chewed gum, with lint.

 

[essellar]

You get a very clean stylesheet with fixed-position footers. (That was truly nerdier than my usual nerdy.)

I insert an angry platypus. (Hey, you'd be angry too.)

 

[BlueofFLE]

You hear loud thuds from within the machine followed by, "Curse you, Perry the Platypus!"

I insert a Yoo-Hoo Chocolate Drink bottle.

 

[mattura]

You get a chocolate drink, minus the bottle

I insert a mince pie (homemade, preferably)

 

[essellar]

You get a hearty thanks, a cup of egg nog, a package to be opened on Boxing Day and a penny for the old man's hat.

I insert a cracker (a fancy one, not like you'd get from Marks & Sparks).

 

[BlueofFLE]

You get an I.O.U. from His Majesty, King George III, circa 1776.

I insert a doily, made from the finest cat whiskers.

 

[binhcaro]

You blew up your snack that you were trying to get out.

I insert a piece of chewed gum.

 

[silverbird775]

You get the used adult rubber toy and some chewed gum back for a change.

I insert a duracell batteries pack.

 

[essellar]

You get a very annoyed Energizer Bunny who begins hitting you with his little drumsticks and just keeps going and going and...

I insert a cunning plan.

 

[silverbird775]

The machine has warned you of copyright infringement. So says the check in your hands.

I insert the holographic photo of cat.

 

[mattura]

You get a tamagotchi cat... feed it!

I insert Aurora Australis

 

[silverbird775]

You get an one way "Aurora Express" teleporter to Antarctica. The user manual says you need to push the one and only button to be instant moved to southern pole.

I let some sunlight to be absorbed by vending machine.

 

[mattura]

The vending machine grows and grows into a giant beanstalk.

I insert some magic beans

 

[achilleasgr]

You get netbeans.

I insert another year of my life.

 

[silverbird775]

You get a time machine!!! It's untested though, because this design is unproved it may just suck in the rest of your life so beware!

I insert a clown shoes. Since the clown objected me i had no choice but to get rid of him at whole.

 

[mattura]

You get a jack-in-the-box!

I insert 2012

 

[leafypiggy]

You get 5.

I insert my business card.

 

[krofunk]

you get nothing at first, but later you get loads of cold calls from vending machines all over the world.

I insert a broken CD-R