Vending Machine (Game)

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You get a brand new, shiny [oh way too tempting...!] err...monkey!

I insert a rusty old barnacle
 

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You get a pirate-themed restaurant and a guest appearance on a hit animated sitcom.

I insert chewed gum, with lint.
 

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You get a very clean stylesheet with fixed-position footers. (That was truly nerdier than my usual nerdy.)

I insert an angry platypus. (Hey, you'd be angry too.)
 

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You hear loud thuds from within the machine followed by, "Curse you, Perry the Platypus!"

I insert a Yoo-Hoo Chocolate Drink bottle.
 
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You get a chocolate drink, minus the bottle

I insert a mince pie (homemade, preferably)
 

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You get a hearty thanks, a cup of egg nog, a package to be opened on Boxing Day and a penny for the old man's hat.

I insert a cracker (a fancy one, not like you'd get from Marks & Sparks).
 

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You get an I.O.U. from His Majesty, King George III, circa 1776.

I insert a doily, made from the finest cat whiskers.
 

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You blew up your snack that you were trying to get out.

I insert a piece of chewed gum.
 

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You get the used adult rubber toy and some chewed gum back for a change.

I insert a duracell batteries pack.
 
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You get a very annoyed Energizer Bunny who begins hitting you with his little drumsticks and just keeps going and going and...

I insert a cunning plan.
 

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The machine has warned you of copyright infringement. So says the check in your hands.

I insert the holographic photo of cat.
 

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You get an one way "Aurora Express" teleporter to Antarctica. The user manual says you need to push the one and only button to be instant moved to southern pole.

I let some sunlight to be absorbed by vending machine.
 

mattura

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The vending machine grows and grows into a giant beanstalk.

I insert some magic beans
 

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You get a time machine!!! It's untested though, because this design is unproved it may just suck in the rest of your life so beware!

I insert a clown shoes. Since the clown objected me i had no choice but to get rid of him at whole.
 

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You get 5.

I insert my business card.
 

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you get nothing at first, but later you get loads of cold calls from vending machines all over the world.

I insert a broken CD-R
 
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