Vending Machine (Game)

[mattura]

Your face slowly melts away leaving just a smooth, featureless, round piece of skin!

I insert a Puffin

 

[essellar]

You get an opened and empty tin of kippers.

I insert Richard, the current Earl Grey (and say "hot" while doing so).

 

[krofunk]

You are suprised to actually recieve a "hot" cup of earl grey.

I insert the large lump of blutack sitting on my desk.

 

[mattura]

You get a 'morph' character made from the blutack

I insert my inbox

 

[tungiongman34]

you get all your emails back
i insert a vending machine

 

[mattura]

you get a meta-vending machine.

I insert all the text messages I have ever received

 

[essellar]

You get an aphasic but self-aware spell checker with severe anger management issues.

I insert a tesseract.

 

[mattura]

You get an ordinary, regular cube.

I insert a square

 

[ah.cometaa99]

You get a triangle cookie

I insert a computer mouse

 

[fractalfeline]

You receive a robotic rat.

I insert a punch card.

 

[mattura]

you get a program written in assembly language which you can't make head or tail of

I insert a smart tv

 

[ante.allah.fjante51]

you get a dumb pencil

I insert two shoelaces and some garbage

 

[tuyenblog.tk17]

YAY I love computer work!

 

[mattura]

^... hmmm...

I insert some pyjamas

 

[ah.cometaa99]

You get a wheelchair

I insert a horse

 

[krofunk]

you get some regular shoes attatched to severed horse legs, there is also a note saying sorry that the experiment failed.

I insert the mood that I am in...

 

[tungiongman34]

you get your identical copy

i insert my glasses in

 

[ante.allah.fjante51]

you get a banana

I insert a wheelchair

 

[ace_case]

You get a severed hand off of a severed arm.

I insert a ban hammer.

 

[mattura]

You get a rock hammer.

I insert a helicopter