Vending Machine (Game)

[mattura]

You get a boat race

I insert a university

 

[tanner.keleher448]

you have to work hard for your food, and play lots!

I insert a barbie doll

 

[Interscopia]

You get a tub of molten plastic and a stick of dynamite.

I insert Corey's toothbrush.

 

[mattura]

You get Corey's hairbrush (if such a thing exists )

I insert the 'insert' button on my keyboard (so rarely used nowadays)

 

[essellar]

The last week of your life is replaced by the next week rather than appended to -- and since you will overwrite the insertion of the insert key, you won't notice that you've been ripped off.

I insert a Klein bottle.

 

[active.king.hacker47]

I insert a exploit.........................

Or A big system cracking progggggggrammmmmmmmmmmmmmm...................


Ha...ha.....

Wat will be the result ???????????????

 

[micahraney56]

You get Klien clothes.
You get an imploit.
You get a virus.

I insert a magnet (BWAHAHAHA!!!)

 

[mattura]

(nice answer essellar)
You get metal-mouth-mickey!

I insert a giant paperclip

 

[fractalfeline]

You get a makeshift lockpick.

I insert some bottlecaps.

 

[micahraney56]

You get a rare coin worth a million dollars which breaks in half when you touch it. Crap.

I insert a bubble of methane gas.

 

[krofunk]

You hear a small explosion in the distance.

I insert a steel safe.

 

[essellar]

After a few moment of horrible rattling and clanking, you receive a DRMed Zone 8 DVD in one of those chainsaw-resistant blister packs.

I insert the echo of a small child's laughter.

 

[krofunk]

You get a free lolipop.

I insert a deck chair.

 

[essellar]

You receive a bosun's pipe and one of those cool Gilligan hats.

I insert an unformatted 8-inch floppy disk.

 

[micahraney56]

Your computer starts cursing at you violently and starts deleting random files.

I insert an igloo.

 

[mattura]

You get a set of fur underwear

I insert an IKEA allen key

 

[mastervezba74]

I insert a piece of cake.

 

[stanislaw.sikorski72]

you get out a tart

i put in dog

 

[SierraAR]

You receive a hot dog

I put in a silver coin

 

[essellar]

You get a sincere thank-you note from the Franklin Mint, who will create a Special Commemorative Edition of your coin, complete with a Certificate of Authenticity detailing the close copying of scratches and wear on the original and a surreptitiously-taken picture of you, the "original owner", for a low, limited-time price of only seventy-eight times the face value of the coin.

I insert a stylus from a 1901 Edison Cylinder Phonograph.