Vending Machine (Game)

[andrew35133]

you get a portal gun
I insert my girl

 

[dragoonpl116]

You get yourself.
I insert blue portal.
And I think I'll get a orange portal...

 

[mastervezba74]

i insert poker coins

 

[andrew35133]

Dragoon you get a look at my place
Master you get lady gaga's poker face (her face on a mask)

I insert my homework

 

[micahraney56]

You don't get anything because some people go to church on Wednesday. Also, get back to doing it.

I insert Wednesday.

 

[andrew35133]

You get http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CD2LRROpph0
I insert $1

 

[achilleasgr]

You get a note "Please insert more of that"

I insert a computer speaker.

 

[micahraney56]

You get a drumkit.

I insert a Bill Cosby book.

 

[subi04sti19]

You receive a chicken. I insert an egg.

 

[bltgamemasterx74]

You receive a rotten egg which explodes and smells really really bad. (Sorry it's all I could think of.)
I get a omelet, with cheese, and hot sauce.

 

[micahraney56]

Assuming you put it in, not just get it, you recieve the worst fart in the universe.
I insert a fat chichen. (UUUGGLLLYYY)

 

[subi04sti19]

You receive a rotten easter egg.
I insert a Droid [smartphone]

 

[jag349846]

You Receive R2-D2.
I put in a Nintendo 64.

 

[krofunk]

you recieve a list containing some of the best games ever made

I insert a Ditto (the pink blob of a pokemon)

 

[micahraney56]

You get it back except as a vintage coin.

I insert a lightbulb.

 

[jag349846]

You get a tiny LED light.
I insert a penguin.

 

[subi04sti19]

You get slapped by a fish.
I insert handcuffs.

 

[krofunk]

you recieve the front page of a newspaper stating that you assisted in catching the most elusive thief ever known (turns out he hides in vending machines.)

I insert a depleted roll of sticky tape.

 

[Interscopia]

You got lucky! You receive a FULL roll of sticky tape in return!

You deposit one 512MB USB Flash Drive into the Money Slot.

 

[bltgamemasterx74]

You receive: a SSD 40GB drive
I get a 3TB SAN Drive