Vending Machine (Game)

[Smith6612]

You get a crap school computer. The vending machine does not like school stuff.

I insert a toner cartridge from a laser printer.

 

[IonCannon218]

You get ink on your face.

I insert the school computer again.

 

[brunoais]

the computer is sent back, there was an error in your request

I insert a dime

 

[Smith6612]

You get a Mr. Crabs from SpongeBob Squarepants holding it.

I insert a Wi-Fi detecting T-Shirt.

 

[IonCannon218]

You get cooked in your shirt

 

[alexandgruntz]

I insert bad upload speeds.

 

[dawmail333]

You get loooong website requests.

I insert a chicken.

 

[scycles]

You get a turkey.

I insert a guitar pick.

 

[BJames1530]

You get a mandolin.
I insert a small child

 

[shaunak]

You get a "Should have used Contraceptives" leaflet.

I insert a mobile phone.

 

[Smith6612]

You get 1,000 minutes talk time.

I insert a random phone number.

 

[abcisaac]

You get a busy signal.
I insert a PostIt note.

 

[Smith6612]

You get stikey notes loaded all over the place and everywhere you go.

I insert a jawbreaker.

 

[IonCannon218]

You break your jaw.

I insert a gun.

 

[alexandgruntz]

You get shot.

I insert Windows Media Player 11.

 

[Smith6612]

You get a WMV file.

I insert TightVNC.

 

[IonCannon218]

You get hacked through VNC.

I insert VNC through SSH.

 

[alexandgruntz]

You get acronyms that make no sense.

I insert Smith6612's ROFLcopter.

 

[Smith6612]

You get pure pwnage and blue base getting shot at for 30 days.

I insert Windows Vista.

 

[deadeye536]

You get software that Microsoft calls "Done"

I insert Mozilla Firefox