Vending Machine (Game)

[alexandgruntz]

You get Stagecoach.

I insert 1.

 

[hermitobserver]

you get an iou card from the machine.

i insert a modem

 

[Smith6612]

You get 9600 Baud.

I insert the coin return.

 

[alexandgruntz]

You get a coin return.

I insert Windows Home Server.

 

[Smith6612]

You get Windows Server 2008 modded to run like Windows Home Server.

I insert Stoli.

 

[IonCannon218]

You get crap uptime.

I insert Flash 9.

 

[Smith6612]

You get ActionScript 2.0

I insert Adobe After Effects.

 

[IonCannon218]

You get it back?

I insert a AIM-9 Sidewinder air-to-air missle.

 

[alexandgruntz]

I have no idea what comes out.

I also have no idea what I put in.

 

[Smith6612]

You do not get anything since you failed to make a payment after making your selection. You are sucked into the machine and I get a free pack of cheetos after the machine turns you into a quarter.

I insert alexandgruntz.

 

[alexandgruntz]

I climb back out.

I insert a CR2025 battery.

 

[Smith6612]

You get a CR2032 battery that is half charged.

I insert Squidward.

 

[04Dasher]

You get a spongebob toy.

I insert a shoe.

 

[alexandgruntz]

You get a kutsuhan (a sock).

I insert Japanese.

 

[Smith6612]

You get Sony and Nintendo.

I insert a SNES.

 

[alexandgruntz]

You get ... something.

I insert a pawn.

 

[Smith6612]

You get a rook.

I insert a Knight.

 

[alexandgruntz]

You get an L.

I insert a warpstone grunt.

 

[Smith6612]

You get lots of explosions.

I insert the $130 I made today repairing computers.

 

[alexandgruntz]

The warpstone isn't a bomb. It's required to finish a level.

You get $130.

I insert dead computers.