Vending Machine (Game)

[Smith6612]

You get people pasting the contents of their clipboard on there.

I insert a melon.

 

[shaunak]

You get water...

Melon... water melon...get it? Never mind.

I insert a bad joke.

 

[alexandgruntz]

You get your jokes.

I insert

g

 

[Smith6612]

You get "G"

I insert a very large cookie.

 

[gamox]

You get a 250 gallon milk bottle

I insert a hammer

 

[Smith6612]

You get a nail.

I insert a crowbar.

 

[alexandgruntz]

You get blended cellphones.

I insert "The Rainbow Connection".

 

[Smith6612]

You get zero bars in places with no storms.

I insert a broken LHV.

 

[brunoais]

You recieve a clean and brand new LHC

I insert a car key

 

[Smith6612]

You get yourself driving a Corvette.

I insert a lawnmower.

 

[alexandgruntz]

You get mowed lawns.

I insert paper.

 

[Smith6612]

You get trees.

I insert a AA battery.

 

[brunoais]

you get 2 AAA bateries

I insert a gameboy pocket (game) slot

 

[Smith6612]

You get a crushed game.

I insert an iPhone

 

[alexandgruntz]

You get an idiot.

I insert Windows Mobile 6.1.

 

[Smith6612]

You get a smartphone that has a hefty data plan.

I insert "Have a nice day" text that the screen says.

 

[alexandgruntz]

You get (what else) a nice day.

I insert non-genuine ink cartridges for an Epson printer.

 

[Smith6612]

You get an ink spill.

I insert a damaged toner into a laser printer.

 

[brunoais]

you get a damaged laser printer with a new tuner

I insert C6H12O6

 

[Smith6612]

You get a bag of dynamite sticks which was sitting at the top of the 10 story tall machine.

I insert the Stacker tool from GMod.