Vending Machine (Game)

[alexandgruntz]

You get Uno Stacko. (What?)

I insert Italian.

 

[Smith6612]

You get Italian Dressing.

I insert a salad.

 

[forum123]

you get a salad bowl.

i insert a cable modem.

 

[Smith6612]

You get a Motorola Surfboard DOCSIS 2.0 modem.

I insert a DSL modem.

 

[brunoais]

You get a DNS modem (do that exist?)
I insert a USB port

 

[alexandgruntz]

You get USB 3.0.

I insert a PCI-E graphics card.

 

[Smith6612]

You get a GeForce GTX 280.

I insert the game Diablo II

 

[alexandgruntz]

You get Diablo III.

I insert a server.

 

[fempower]

You get an Alienware.

I insert a plush animal.

 

[pilotaz]

You get a real animal

I insert dead animal

 

[Smith6612]

You get a smelly animal that will not go away.

I insert 700+ms ping.

 

[alexandgruntz]

You get a satellite internet connection.

I insert our telephone exchange which is a kilometre away or so.

 

[Smith6612]

You get a DSLAM which is a remote terminal. FYI alexandgruntz, my DSLAM and telephone exchange is only 30 feet from my gaming computer. I live next to it

 

[alexandgruntz]

I insert metric measurements.

 

[Smith6612]

You get Centimeters, Decameters, Decimeters, Kilometers, etc.

I insert the American Measuring System.

 

[brunoais]

You get European measuring system

I insert a gram

 

[alexandgruntz]

You get a grain of rice.

I insert my wireless keyboard whose signal drops out occasionally.

 

[Smith6612]

You get the inability to play games.

I insert a cheap $5 mouse.

 

[Soki]

It spits the $5 mouse back out.
I insert a quarter.

 

[Smith6612]

You get a penny since the machine malfunctioned.

I insert three quarters.